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Hi...I like to go to places with art---I like coffee, philosophy,
museums, movies, drinking, being nerdy, I love politics and
learning. I have no idea...I'm brutally honest.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my BA from Cal Poly, I was thinking of law school but
decided it was not for me, so I'm going a different route and
whatever. I enjoy my life.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, judging. casting scornful glances at teenage
moms who are too stupid to use a condom or go to planned parenthood
to get the morning after pill.
I like to go places and catch people looking at me, and then stare
them down and look at them angrily.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Im a little short. I curse a bit. i sometimes seem like a bitch. I
can be, but eh. I am on time no matter what, literally, it could be
the apocalypse and I will be somewhere 5 minutes early. I'm blunt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Curb Your Enthusiasm, top gear (UK),Daily Show, Wilfred, Colbert
Report, Louie, Angry boys, summer heights high, game of thrones
(yes) Wes Anderson movies....Werner
Herzog...Amelie...Kubrick...etc. Books: too long to list here.
NOTE: I do NOT like real housewives, teen mom, the bachelor, or
anything like that. I actually HATE that kind of tv. Also, i HATE
the notebook, i feel like it causes women to have unrealistic
expectations of relationships.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Basic human needs, Internet would be nice, electricity, iPhone,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably somewhere downtown.
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