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24 M Osage Beach, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am very complicated. To people who don't know me, this can seem like a bad thing. My life is full of extremes. I have a hard time taking the middle ground in any situation, and I make a lot of drastic decisions. I am an astronaut and a coward.

When I type my username into the search bar on OkCupid, it says I am a 0% enemy with myself, which isn't true. Not in the least bit.

I'm afraid of clowns and Super Wal-Mart.

I'm back in Osage Beach from Alaska again, but I'm planning on getting an apartment in St. Louis before the end of 2014 so I have somewhere to run my publishing company without pissing people off with my noisy printers.
What I’m doing with my life
We're just sine waves and spinning electrons in a quantum zoo, gawking at ourselves because look what a funny world we've made.

Exploring, mostly. Taking in the sights. My location is usually pretty fluid.
I’m really good at
Finding things to do without ever really doing anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
There's some guy playing a guitar or a mandolin or blowing in a beer bottle and I'm stumbling over a very brash poem and spilling whiskey on myself. Or I'm playing a guitar or a mandolin or blowing in a beer bottle, but I'm still stumbling over a very brash poem and spilling whiskey on myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Richard Brautigan, Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy, Mark Z. Danielewski, Bret Easton Ellis, David Foster Wallace, Allen Ginsberg, Miranda July, Denis Johnson, Ernest Hemingway, Irvine Welsh, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Philip K. Dick, C.S. Lewis, Charles Bukowski, Walt Whitman, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, Dr. Seuss

Indie shit, etc.

TV: An ever changing list that morphs a bit each time I finish a series. Perennial classics= X-Files, Twin Peaks. I've fallen in love with Rick and Morty. So I guess... nerdy shit?

Music: If it's got a lot of weird instruments in it, I'm down.

Food: Thai food, quiche, guacamole, falafel, pumpkin pie, beer.
The six things I could never do without
Notebook/writing utensils/typewriter, at least one musical instrument, books/kindle, freedom (the kind you feel when you arrive in a strange new land, or when you get out of jail.) The rest is optional.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Societal constructs and how to subvert them.

Economic constructs and how to subvert them.

Psychological constructs and how to subvert them.

Subversive constructs and how to subvert them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking absinthe 'til I'm delirious, but honestly probably just drinking whiskey 'til I'm delirious and pretending it's absinthe because who can afford more than a few bottles of absinthe a month in this economy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate everything.

I occasionally go out of my way to find dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, so I can make them battle each other before I eat them. I use ketchup for blood. It gets gory.

I don't think I'll ever be able to live in one place for more than six months at a time, but I'm going to give it a shot with St. Louis for a while. We'll see how that turns out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like setting things on fire or something.