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craigmontvii

24 Osage Beach, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am complicated. To people who don't know me, this can seem like a bad thing. My life is full of extremes. I have a hard time taking the middle ground, and I make a lot of drastic decisions. I am an astronaut and a coward.

When I type my username into the search bar on OkCupid, it says I am a 0% enemy with myself, which isn't true.

I'm afraid of clowns and Super Wal-Mart.

I'm back in Osage Beach from Alaska again, but I'm planning on getting an apartment in St. Louis before the end of 2014 so I have somewhere to run my publishing company without pissing people off with my noisy printers. Maybe not St. Louis. I don't know. It depends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
We're just sine waves and spinning electrons in a quantum zoo, gawking at ourselves because look what a funny world we've made.

Exploring, mostly. Taking in the sights. My location is usually pretty fluid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding things to do without ever really doing anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's some guy playing a guitar or a mandolin or blowing in a beer bottle and I'm stumbling over a very brash poem and spilling whiskey on myself. Or I'm playing a guitar or a mandolin or blowing in a beer bottle, but I'm still stumbling over a very brash poem and spilling whiskey on myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Richard Brautigan, Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy, Mark Z. Danielewski, Bret Easton Ellis, David Foster Wallace, Allen Ginsberg, Miranda July, Denis Johnson, Ernest Hemingway, Irvine Welsh, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Philip K. Dick, C.S. Lewis, Charles Bukowski, Walt Whitman, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, Dr. Seuss

Movies:
Indie shit, etc.

TV: An ever changing list that morphs a bit each time I finish a series. Perennial classics= X-Files, Twin Peaks. I've fallen in love with Rick and Morty. So I guess... nerdy shit.

Music: If it's got a lot of weird instruments in it, I'm down. The only band anyone ever really needs to survive is Yo La Tengo though.

Food: Thai food, quiche, guacamole, falafel, pumpkin pie, beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook/writing utensils/typewriter, at least one musical instrument, books/kindle, freedom (the kind you feel when you arrive in a strange new land, or when you get out of jail.) The rest is optional.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Societal constructs and how to subvert them.

Economic constructs and how to subvert them.

Psychological constructs and how to subvert them.

Subversive constructs and how to subvert them.

Whenever I'm stressed, I like to remember that we live in a world full of twenty foot long crocodiles and then my bullshit white people problems don't seem so bad anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking absinthe 'til I'm delirious, but honestly probably just drinking whiskey 'til I'm delirious and pretending it's absinthe because who can afford more than a few bottles of absinthe a month in this economy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate everything.

I occasionally go out of my way to find dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, so I can make them battle each other before I eat them. I use ketchup for blood.
You should message me if
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you like setting things on fire or something.