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craigmontvii

25 Osage Beach, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jack of all trades, master of puns.
What I’m doing with my life
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Running a fairly successful poetry publishing company. Trying to make time to work on my new novel and the MS DOS choose your own adventure program I'm coding, but there aren't enough hours in a day. Also, writing closed captions for deaf people in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
too many things, it feels like. Alienating myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Indie lit. Novellas and overly complex books, and oddly little in the middle. If it takes more than an afternoon but less than six months to read, it won't usually hold my attention. I also have a strong appreciation for short stories and poetry. My favorite writer is Richard Brautigan.

Film tastes are all over the place from mumblecore to over-the-top kung fu flicks. I was a film school nerd. As for TV, I usually lean either in the direction of slice of life character driven comedies (Louie, Broad City, etc.) or in the direction of dark serial dramas (X-Files, True Detective, Game of Thrones.) Passion for cartoons, also dig some anime, but only when it's got a certain feng shui about it.

Music tastes change too often, but right now, I think my favorite band is Yo La Tengo. Have also been listening to a lot of Animal Collective and Andrew Bird, owing nothing to the fact that they're next to each other alphabetically. Minutemen.

If we're going to be honest here, my least favorite food is probably asparagus, and my favorite food is probably cheap whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunsets, clear lakes, travel by sea, new ideas, sense of adventure, and probably allergy medication.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a bad habit of obsessing over my company. Usually though, if I'm thinking really deeply, it's because I'm writing a new book.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hugging a bottle of that cheap whiskey I mentioned, pretending that I don't have to get back to work on Monday.
You should message me if
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you think you can coax me out of this work induced coma I've been in for the last year or so, if you live close enough so I don't have to cross my fingers driving my shitty car for three hours, if you want to give me a new car, if you are bored, if you are a misfit.