When I type my username into the search bar on OkCupid, it says I am a 0% enemy with myself, which isn't true.
I've written two books, the more legitimate of which will be released November 10th. I'll be going on a national tour in a few months doing poetry at coffeehouses.
I'm originally from Missouri, but I won't be here long this time around. I lived in Alaska the last half year. I am cultureshocked.
I'm afraid of clowns and Super Wal-Mart.