'Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.'

Mischievous, immoderate, music-loving travel addict currently living in the Olde Worlde and looking for a good dirty martini, extra olives.

Slaving away for The Man to put a little sushi on the table...You know how it is...

Mocking you, winning arguments, making people laugh (whether intentionally or not), planning trips, falling asleep everywhere but my bed, coming up with ANY reason for celebrations, convincing you to do things you weren't planning on doing, winning at Scrabble, useless music trivia, getting into trouble...

However, I'm really crap at:
This.

That girl was always falling again and again...

MUSIC: People who are not passionate about any music at all boggle my mind! I like lots of stuff, rock, indie, some old grungey stuff, metal, assorted cheese and loads more...

BOOKS: A random selection of favourites: The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Book Thief, The Dirt, Good Omens, The Lord of the Rings, The Gormenghast Trilogy, War and Peace (yes, I am serious), A Tale of Two Cities

TV: Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, Sopranos, Dexter, True Blood, Breaking Bad

FILM: I love going to the cinema and I am particularly fond of mafia movies

Avocados, frequent holidays, music, clothing with skulls on it, a credit card and sarcasm...

What I'm going to have for lunch; why people go with certain clothing choices; why I cannot just be independently wealthy and travel the world at my leisure; my next tattoo...

Hanging out friends with the reprobates I call my friends and causing a ruckus...I also love to go dancing at various nights around town...

It was me, but you will never be able to prove it.

(The fine print):
YOU HAVE ACTUALLY READ MY PROFILE AND BELIEVE WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON AND ARE COMPATIBLE. NORMAL, 'SPORTY' GUYS ARE REALLY NOT MY THING, SO PLEASE KINDLY MOVE ON IF YOU ARE.
YOU CAN SPELL REAL WORDS.
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