These boxes are silly. You only come to my profile cause you think I'm cute/ could be cute/ or you're cringing cause you clicked accidentally.
So now it's time to reel you in with how funny/interesting I am. Lucky for you I am both of these things. I'll just make a funny/interesting list.
• I'm adopted, I have two white parents, and I've decided if I end up with a black man, I want to adopt only white children to confuse people in public. (I don't care about race, for real though)
•I think all incense smells like hippy farts.
•I hate ketchup. And grape flavored food.
•I also watch more Top Gear UK than any girl I know.
•I've hand crafted drinking games based on Law and Order SVU, LOTR, every disney movie, and now OKCupid.
•I used to be ugly. And fat. So now I don't go to buffets.
• I teach the children I baby sit to do silly things. like make seal noises, and the stanky leg dance, and to say "ahhh" after taking a drink out of their sippy cups.
• I have multiple power tools, know how to throw a punch, almost never wear make up. Cause my dad tried to raise me as a boy and or lesbian.
OKCupid drinking game
everytime someone says:
I love the outdoors
Looking for a nice girl/guy
And everytime a profile has a disclaimer
Warning: i don't own Uggs or a North Face... But partially due to my laziness, and partially due to my great butt and thighs, i have given up, and almost only wear spandex as pants. - i've become who i hate.
Last but not least to quote Pink, "shorty got a job, shorty got a car, shorty can pay the rent." - don't call me shorty.