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24 F Westminster, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:57am
Black, Other
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"Lemme explain. No, there is too much, lemme sum up."

These boxes are silly. You only come to my profile cause you think I'm cute/ could be cute/ or you're cringing cause you clicked accidentally.

So now it's time to reel you in with how funny/interesting I am. Lucky for you I am both of these things. I'll just make a funny/interesting list.

• I'm adopted, I have two white parents, and I've decided if I end up with a black man, I want to adopt only white children to confuse people in public. (I don't care about race, for real though)

•I think all incense smells like hippy farts.

•I hate ketchup. And grape flavored food.

•I also watch more Top Gear UK than any girl I know.

•I've hand crafted drinking games based on Law and Order SVU, LOTR, every disney movie, and now OKCupid.

•I used to be ugly. And fat. So now I don't go to buffets.

• I teach the children I baby sit to do silly things. like make seal noises, and the stanky leg dance, and to say "ahhh" after taking a drink out of their sippy cups.

• I have multiple power tools, know how to throw a punch, almost never wear make up. Cause my dad tried to raise me as a boy and or lesbian.

OKCupid drinking game
everytime someone says:

Laid back
Easy going
I love the outdoors
Looking for a nice girl/guy
And everytime a profile has a disclaimer

Warning, i don't own Uggs or a North Face... But partially due to my laziness, and partially due to my great butt and thighs, i have given up, and almost only wear spandex as pants. - i've become who i hate.

Last but not least to quote Pink, "shorty got a job, shorty got a car, shorty can pay the rent." - don't call me shorty.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my baller status.

Teaching myself guitar and piano.
I’m really good at
Singing, I guess. I'm an intended musical theatre major - sucking here would well, suck.

I'm also really excellent about cooking. In a way different from most, in that, I'm terrible.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm black, I guess people still care about that?

The non hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Judge all you want, I love all of the Lord of the Rings series. And The Hobbit. I like Star Trek, but also like any sitcom from the 60's til now.

I really don't watch too much television anymore though

Also, Edgar Rice Burroughs - Tarzan, Bitch.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really random/ nerdy things.

Like, who was the zoning comissioner in Middle Earth, all these structures seem to be very very unsafe.

Less weird things like:

How I'm not doing my part in this world... Eating more steak should help.

How awesome it would be to pee standing up. Guys, is it awesome?

Okay, I guess that isn't normal either

Sidenote: OkC thinks i'm "submissive"... HAHAHAHAHAHAR
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing booty shorts and dancing alone in my bedroom.

-none of those things are true.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I refuse to get a snapchat

I can't do a cartwheel.

I've never seen "the notebook" and I dislike the smell of flowers. -I'm kinda bad at being "girly"

I'm terrified of dolphins.

I like my men like i like my bread...potato.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like it I guess?

1 If you're cute. If you don't know, ask somebody
2. you understand the difference between
Your and You're.
4. you won't try to set me on fire in my sleep.
5. If you're the type of a person that... eats lunch
6. if you noticed that I skipped 3.
7. You can quote Muppet Treasure Island or any LoTR without prompting
8. You like black chicks.
9. If you'll throw your pie for me.

For ages 21+

Ps. I don't small talk in real conversation. I won't do it here. If all you say is Hi, hello, sup? Etc. in your message i most likely won't respond #hateit!
Be interesting, or be gone