Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Lemme explain. No, there is too much, lemme sum up."
These boxes are silly. You only come to my profile cause you think
I'm cute/ could be cute/ or you're cringing cause you clicked
So now it's time to reel you in with how funny/interesting I am.
Luckily for you I am both of these things. I'll just make a
• I went to school for musical theatre. I sing so much that I don't
even notice it anymore.
• I sing in a Jazz Ensemble. But I also sing pop, RnB, blues, Rock,
Folk, and Opera.
• I think all incense smells like hippy farts.
• I hate ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, and grape flavored food.
Also, pumpkin spice beverages are disgusting!
• I like bacon, Netflix, and Oxford commas.
• I work with adults with special needs and children with Autism. I
love my guys and if you use the "R" word, I'll educate you, very
loudly, on why it's wrong.
• I'm also a really great server and bartender. I can carry a tray
in one hand up and down spiral stairs on a boat.
• I've hand crafted drinking games based on Law and Order SVU,
LOTR, every disney movie, and now OKCupid.
• I used to be ugly. And fat. So now I don't go to buffets. Real
talk, I've lost 80 lbs and I'm still trying to drop more.
• I teach the children I nanny to do silly things; make seal
noises, the stanky leg, and to say "ahhh" after taking a drink out
of their sippy cups.
• I have multiple power tools, know how to throw a punch, almost
never wear makeup. Cause my dad tried to raise me as a boy and or
lesbian- he was unsuccessful with the final product.
OKCupid drinking game
everytime someone says:
I love the outdoors
Looking for a nice girl/guy
And everytime a profile has a disclaimer or warning. (Yes, like the
Warning: I don't own Uggs or a North Face... But partially due to
my laziness, and partially due to my great butt and thighs, I have
given up, and almost exclusively wear spandex as pants. - i've
become who I hate..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my baller status.
Teaching myself guitar and piano.
Being a bro
Working with adults with special needs
Being a nanny
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, I guess. I'm an intended musical theatre major - sucking
here would well, suck.
I'm also really excellent about cooking. In a way different from
most, in that, I'm terrible.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm black, I guess people still care about that?
The non hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Star Trek, Muppets, Hook, Galaxy
The Office, You're the Worst, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
Transparent, Grace and Frankie, Hoarders
Tarzan series, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Calvin and Hobbes,
Backstreet Boys, 90's: pop, RnB, hip hop. Michael: Buble, Jackson,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Really random/ nerdy things.
Like, who was the zoning comissioner in Middle Earth, all these
structures seem to be very very unsafe... WHERE ARE THE
Less weird things like:
How I'm not doing my part in this world... Eating more steak should
How awesome it would be to pee standing up. Guys, is it
Okay, I guess that isn't normal either
When can I take my pants off?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going on an adventure with 8 - 13 of my closest friends- never to
Mordor, usually the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't do a cartwheel.
I'm terrified of dolphins.
I like my men like i like my bread...potato.
I spit out the chocolate chunks in my cookie dough ice cream.
I love Gingers.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it I guess?
1 If you're cute. If you don't know, ask somebody
2. you understand the difference between
Your and You're.
4. you won't try to set me on fire in my sleep.
5. If you're the type of a person that... eats lunch
6. if you noticed that I skipped 3.
7. You can quote Muppet Treasure Island, any LoTR, or It's Always
Sunny without prompting
8. You think that that bitch Rose should have shared some of that
door with Jack
9. If you'll throw your pie for me.
For ages 21+
Ps. I don't small talk in real conversation. I won't do it here. If
all you say is Hi, hello, sup? Etc. in your message i most likely
Be interesting, or be gone
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