I have a sense of humor. It strays to the odd side...and stays there. I go after things that I want. I get them. If you drink enough while talking to me, you will realize that I am brilliant. If I drink enough while talking to you, I will explain at considerable length that I am brilliant. It all works out.
I will not tie you down...unless you enjoy that sort of thing. Bring your favorite rope. I tend to take control of situations. It can't be helped.
I love the outdoors. In fact, that is often where I park my car.
I love to camp, but you must understand that I am a free spirit. You must be open-minded. Your idea of camping may be delightfully at odds with mine. I, for example, like to camp in a four-star hotel. If I want to rough it, I may go so far as to do without a refrigerator in the room, since I can always fill the bathtub with ice, and put my beer in there. Let's go camping!
I have decided to win the lottery. I don't know why this didn't occur to me sooner.
We can start with email or chat, and see if we hit it off, or we can meet in person for drinks or coffee. Are you buying?
I am looking for fun, friendship, and flirtation with an attractive woman who knows what she wants...or doesn't, providing I can use her confusion to manipulate her into buying me dinner.
It seems that a requirement for many women is to walk on the beach at sunset. I will walk on the beach with you, if you convince me that there is a bar at the other end of it. This trick has worked more than once.
I don't get the whole thing about taking pictures of oneself flashing gang signs. Is that still cool? I think even the "gangstas" consider it passe at this point.
I am wearing a shirt...um, OK, a couple of different shirts...in each of my pictures. I feel very badly for all of the guys on here whom the girls complain can't afford enough shirts for their pictures. Come on ladies, don't just complain. Be part of the solution. Buy me a new shirt.
I am Musical, Creative, and Caffeinated.