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crazykeys

28 M Louisville, KY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey so please read my profile before you message me. I know that I'm a handsome tall guy that plays piano but I have feelings too! haha Anyway so I took the time to make a lil list of things that I want and things that you can do with the other guy who wants to date you. By the way, it says dating and by that I mean I do want a long term relationship however I'm not going to just jump in emotionally. To get through the barrier you have to be extremely cool and intelligent.

Things I'm into, If you like these hit me up.
Hiking, camping, anything outdoors. I play sports outside not on an xbox. haha
Dancing! In the rain, at the club where ever I'm down!!
Blazing and hitting up a playground or blazing and......
I like to cook so you'd better like to eat!
Art Museums, Concerts, Theater, Movies.....I'm a sucker for the arts.
Other things that are fun include but are not limited to: skydiving, snorkeling, driving fast cars, shooting guns, watching romantic comedies and trying to hide the tears...

Leave me alone list, get the picture?
1) If your profile says athletic and you think that getting of the couch is exercise.
2) If you spent more time on photoshop editing your pics than it took you to write your profile. Alot of you should be graphic artists!!!
3) You want to fix a guy, ain't gonna happen.
4) Some one to play head games with, too smart and honest
5) You're not laughing your ass of right now
6) If you love Justin Beaver.
7) Dirty Hippies, come on Jerry took a shower.
8) If you consider yourself a boring person
9) Last but not least if sex is a chore for you, you're not ready for an Olympic event.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently Im a VP at a software company. I graduated Wright State University a few years back with a degree in Pre Law/ Poli Sci. I am accepted into law school but took a break from school to pursue my career in music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shake weight
breaking hearts
droppin dimes
flexing
lookin good
candy stealing
midget chasing
changing light bulbs
serenading
thumb wars
egyptian rat screw
turning things on
cuddling
getting attention
selective hearing
WINNING

Okay a few of those things are def sarcasm please tell me you have a sense of humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really f'in tall and I have awesome hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm way too cultured and lazy to fill this out, we can discuss this to break the tension on our first date. It'll give you a chance to catch your breath from laughin your ass off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My piano
Ice cream
Christopher Walken
My banana Hammock
My Real Doll
My trench coat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Justin Timberlake, puppies, your mom, chipotle, nature,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On stage ROCKIN OUT
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried during P.S I love you. Sorry it's true I am a sucker when it comes to a good love story.
You should message me if
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You're tired of being bored and not appreciated. In all seriousness, I am not looking to get into a relationship but I'm not opposed to the idea. I'm really tired of not meeting women that can keep my interests intellectually, emotionally or physically. I'll hang out with anybody but you have to be pretty special for me to keep you around.