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crazypinger

40 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks

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My self-summary
Funny story that will tell you a little about me and my humor.

I came into my job on a Friday a couple of months ago after drinking with some co-workers, I had the worst fake prison Tat that I got out of a vending machine on my forearm. I then convinced everyone that I got it wasted with my 2 co-workers and I picked it off the wall (it was 2 clown faces, just awful). Everyone was like "oh it's cool" but were behind the scenes saying how bad it looked, but you never hear stories about people getting a tattoo on a whim anymore, they are always planned; so we give him credit even though it's a really bad one. I had it on my forearm front and center, put some vaseline on it to make it look real. No one other then my 2 cohorts knew that it was fake until the next monday when they did not see it anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved back to SD after spending 15yrs living in SF chashing internet gold.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bright smile and gregarious laugh oh and I look like Freddie Mercury when I have a mustache
The six things I could never do without
Food
Laughter
New experiences
Family/Friends
Intelligence in conversation/humor
All the shit that life throws at you good and bad
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I see dead people... Ok all kidding aside one of my dark secrets is that I slather on some clay mud mask 1 time per week then hide in my bedroom so my roommate does not see me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating