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chairsmissing1

26 New Haven, CT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
there was a kid in 4th grade who kept trying to get my email so he could send me an excel spreadsheet he had made of every animorphs book. i try to live my life by his inspirational example.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
singing "in a big country" to you in a romantic voice
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening to drake, feelings, the internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
peter gallagher eyebrows
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:

last.fm/user/dorfbeard

RECENTLY:
sleater-kinney nonstop

Movies:
orson welles, john huston, brian depalma, fulci, argento, cronenberg, cutter's way, phantasm, man push cart, rohmer, claire denis, david lynch, james whale, dardennes, fassbender, michael powell, waterworld
(only blockbuster that opens w kevin costner drinking his own pee)

Books:
Ralph Ellison, Pauline Kael, Roland Barthes, Kobo Abe, David Foster Wallace, Donald Barthelme, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond Carver, Cormac McCarthy, Martin/Kingsley Amis, Italo Calvino, Steven Milhauser, Montaigne, Renata Adler, Jeanette Winterson, Flann O'Brien, Proust, Joyce Carol Oates, PK Dick, Alfred Bester, Meltzer/Marcus/Christgau/all those rock critic old farts when they weren't old farts, Thomas Pynchon, Steven Millhauser, Phillip Roth, Joan Didion, Susan Sontag, The Book Violent J Wrote About Insane Clown Posse
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dreams
Smiles
Kid Rock
Love
Trust
Guy Fieri
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
john travolta
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
catwoman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm catwoman
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you think joe biden is a dreamboat. or you are joe biden (if you're out there joe I swear I will love you right)