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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 5
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I want to add subtitles to the scene in Jurassic Park where the raptors are in the kitchen so that it looks like they're actually chefs looking for ingredients and utensils and that the kids are just overreacting.
What I’m doing with my life
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I produce, record, mix, and master albums for bands. I do sound design and composing for commercials and tv shows. Although most of my work airs in the Netherlands... random, I know.

I also work in the art department of fun tv shows building sets and making things explode.

When there is no fun work around I take jobs working in production on commercials.

I'm pursuing a career in pyrotechnics.

I also have two bands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I poach eggs like a mother fucker and sing like Michael McDonald.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I swagger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedians: John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Patton Oswalt, Christian Finnegan, Todd Barry, Mike Birbiglia, Andy Woodhull, Mitch Fatal, Dan cummins, Key and Peele, Michael Showalter, Jon Benjamin, Louie CK, Nick Swardson, Shane Mauss, Jim Gaffigan, Michael Ian Black, Doug Benson, Zach Galifianakis, Dave Chappelle, Eugene Mirman, Mitch Hedburg.

Books: The Hobbit, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, and Technical Manuals. I'm dyslexic, it makes reading very difficult.

Movies: Too many to name. If you like Wet Hot American Summer, we'll get along just fine.

TV: Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Downton Abbey, Party Down, Life and Times of Tim, Home Movies, Star Trek TNG, The Wire, Defiance, South Park, Orange Is the New Black, West Wing, Drunk History, Arrested Development, Mystery Science Theater, Nathan for You, Beavis and Butthead, Chappelle, Rome, The League, It's Always Sunny, Veep, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, The State, SVU, Sherlock, Adventure Time, Dr. Who, Community, Walking Dead, Metalocalypse, 30 Rock, Cosmos, Stargate Universe, Fringe, House, Firefly, Daily Show, Colbert, Misfits, Newsroom, Murder She Wrote.

Food: Sushi, pizza, sandwiches, and all sorts of international cuisine. I'll even eat Vegan food. Biscuits and Gravy are my favorite.

Music: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, LCD Soundsystem, NIN, Holy Ghost!, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bear In Heaven, The Strokes, Iron Maiden, Stone Temple Pilots, Sigur Rós, Phish, Flying Lotus, Aphex Twin, Alice N Chains, Chromeo, Django Reinhardt, Garbage, Rachmaninov, Karl Denson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
white russians(drink)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How my days would be so much better if the MTA made the Star Trek door noise when the train doors opened.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing a show, working, drinking a bottle of wine, getting into trouble, looking for an adventure, having a tv show marathon, friend time, staying out till the sun rises.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was once arrested for possesion and transportation of an absurd amount of fireworks.
You should message me if
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You want to meet IRL.
You have a Kriss Kross pandora station.
You are somewhat artistic/nerdy/musical.
You have a piece of The Aggro Crag.
You don't mind getting Rick Rolled every once in a while.
You have a sense of humor.