I'm a self motivated forward thinker. I have an odd sense of humor.
I laugh at stuff I probably shouldn't. I cook, clean, draw, paint,
stay in shape and do Kung Fu. I've written stories and songs. I've
sold my art all over the country and had many gallery openings. I'm
not the typical lazy fat guy who sits on the couch. Marine, boxer,
trapeze artist, wrestler so no worries about my heart giving out. I
have my own house, it's normal, not a basement. I have my own
money, but like anyone, I could use more. I have a car and a very
stable income. I do not look like John Merrick (if you know who
that is without Google I'll give you a foot massage).
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my genius kid. Working for the railroad (really)
Staying busy, fixing my house up, staying in shape, drawing,
painting, reading, Kung fuing. Searching for a lady, singular, who
likes fun and a guy like me. Random acts of madness, random acts of
kindness. Trying to finish a book I've been working on called Lord
Humoungous Rides Again.
I’m really good at
Treating girls like gold. Taking physical abuse ;) . Drawing,
painting, cooking, massages, surprising people. I'm good at lateral
thinking, problem solving, beating up tough guy ex-boyfriends, and
being a villain when needed but I'd rather not. I'm good at
chopping wood, building fires, wrestling lions and all that other
stuff most guys can't do anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look very little like The Creature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies; Creature from the Black Lagoon, Fight Club, Wolfman,
Snatch, Dr. Strangelove, Blue Velvet, any old Universal Horror, V
for Vendetta, most comic book movies, any brain-bender like
Inception, Pii, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Elephant
Man, Night of the Living Dead, 12 Monkeys. Books; Slaughterhouse 5,
Bluebeard, Fight Club, Rant, Mensa puzzlebooks, The High Window,
Trouble is My Business, Smoke and Mirrors, Hi*Fructose, The
Punisher, Captain America, Daredevil, The Graveyard Book,
Psychology Today, The Score, The Universe Next-door, old crime
fictions like the Maltese Falcon. Bands; Alkaline Trio, Rancid,
Social Distortion, Horror Pops, the Pogues, The Black Keys, Tiger
Army, Rise Against, Misfits, Unknown Hinson, the Clash, Johnny Cash
M. Ward, Mumford & Son, Roger Allen Wade. TV; The Simpson's,
The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Justified, Futurama, Big Bang
Theory, Three Stooges, old Tom & Jerry cartoons, East bound
&Down, Family Guy, Oddities, the science channel. Food; just
about anything except onions and mayonnaise. I have a soft spot for
rare steaks topped with bleu cheese. Sushi is always good.
The six things I could never do without
My kid, Pencil, paper, food, air water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raising my kid to deal with any possibility and having fun with
him. How bizarre the world really is. Comets hitting earth. Kung
Fu. Sketches. Stories I'm working on. Songs I'm working on. My
house. If I'm in good enough shape to survive just about anything.
Increasing my brain. Finding a lady to have crazy fun with and
treat like a queen. If there is any contest I could win against
Superman. Why can't I write for Futurama? What makes people tic.
When will I ever get enough sleep. How a guy; in shape, his own
money, car, house, not ugly, can't find a pretty, smart and fun
girl to go see movies with or make fried potatoes for. I've figured
out most of the big mysteries except that one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kung Fu. Then who knows. Possibly swimming in a particular lagoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no clue what I'm doing
You should message me if
You like having fun. You want to talk to someone a bit odd (well,
really odd but not odd looking) you want someone to treat you like
you want to be treated, you want someone who can do heavy lifting
for you and you can take out in public, somebody to buy you a drink
or two, you're nice but a bit different. Like the stuff I like,
want to tell me about something I might like. You like a guy you
don't have to support. You may be interested in letting me sketch
you or paint your picture. You have nothing to do and you want to
vent. You like a guy that likes giving foot rubs. None of these are
a joke, even the last one is true.