Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


32 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Hungarian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm purple! Everything about me is purple & creepy.
I wear a purple hoodie and purple gloves.
Plus I have purple buds, purple balls and a cold, purple heart.
I'm all purple.

Hi, I'm Tibor Mozes, the creep.
Welcome to Creepfinder.
Pleased to meet you.
I'm a creep.

Kúszás vagyok.
Yo soy un arrastre.
Eu sou um creep.
أنا زحف.
אני זוחל.
من یک تنه.
Я є плазую.
EU sunt un fluaj.
나는 몰래 AM.

I wasn't born a creep, but came to this realization recently, sorta like this guy found out who he is:
Clayton Bigsby

My favorite days of the year are 4/20 and Halloween:
"Harvest Day."
I just go out as myself.

Some people have said in the past that I look like Ted Bundy, who was definitely a creep. She said I look hot, since I look like Ted Bundy. Thanks for revealing that to me. If she wouldn't have told me, I would have never known.


I have this:
The solution is to have a girl who is older and wiser thane me, and who I'm attracted to, exercise harassment on me until she's no longer able to be angry any longer.
If I'm agitated by food and yelling, can you (a girl I like) eat food and yell at me at your home please?
In a foreign language?
Then I'll say thank you.
It's so much better than that memory I have in my head of other people doing it. Please remove that memory from my thoughts.
Please bring a neck leash for me in case I try to run away :)


I like gardening.
I understand some things about locks and some things about cars, but I'm not a mechanic.
Can I plant your garden for U? It's better than what I'm doing right now.

I generally accept things as the way they are, and like this quote that lots of people from California use to describe themselves:
"Live and let live."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I need a job, and people need to laugh.
Those are the 2 most important things before anything else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tryin 2b da salt of da ERF
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm white and malips R big
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield

I'm a vegetarian, not vegan, but if others are vegan around me, that's coo. If you eat meat, I'll convince you otherwise eventually, but it doesn't offend me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Argan oil
Coconut oil
Shea butter
Rosehip oil -- spilled it and need new. +have sunburn. Not good.
Peppermint oil
Dudu-Osun Black Soap, before applying tamanu oil
It's 7 things, but 6 is an evil # that represents "Incomplete."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

How can I make some money and start to pay off all these bills?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meditating and over-analyzing things, and slowly turning into a horny, curious dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My secret weapon that no one knows about.
It's private.
If we meet in private, there's a chance that I'll tell you about it or show it to you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be my boss.
I need a job.

If you're 41 and hot, I'll make you feel like you're 31.
If you're 51 and hot, I'll make you feel like you're 21.
If you're 61 and hot, I'll make you feel ... ummm ....