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creepy__lurker

31 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i went with creepy_lurker because horny_douchebag was already taken.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm a lawyer (womp), but it's cool because i'm also an engineer. wait... (womp again)

i work with inventors/artists to help them protect their ideas/works. don't get me wrong i get to see some pretty cool shit, but i especially love when random people ask me what i think of their genius idea. eventually i'll have to stop lying and start telling them the truth; their idea is fucking terrible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creeping through your profile
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm tall, pale, and ginger - take your pick.

ladies, try to contain your excitement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Overalls
Sun screen
More coffee
Table saw
Light bulbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether i have enough ketchup/sriracha in my fridge

how my okcupid personality meter is pretty accurate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm disgusted by avacado
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wear big-ass hoop earrings and you're local

also, if you don't do teapot arms. if you aren't familiar with teapot arms: http://i.imgur.com/glHxF.png