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creepy__lurker

31 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i went with creepy_lurker because horny_douchebag was already taken.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a lawyer (womp), but it's cool because i'm also an engineer. wait... double womp.

i work with inventors/artists to help them protect their ideas/works. don't get me wrong i get to see some pretty cool shit, but i especially love when random people ask me what i think of their genius idea. eventually i'll have to stop lying and start telling them the truth; their idea is fucking terrible.
I’m really good at
creeping through your profile
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall, pale, and ginger - take your pick.

ladies, try to contain your excitement.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Overalls
Sun screen
More coffee
Table saw
Light bulbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether i have enough ketchup/sriracha in my fridge

i find it funny when girls do teapot arms in their pictures. i consider it equivalent to guys flexing their muscles in front of a bathroom mirror. okcupid made me a moderator, so i get to check out plenty of dudes getting their flex on.

if you aren't familiar with teapot arms: http://i.imgur.com/glHxF.png
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wear big-ass hoop earrings and you're local