I remember when you could leave the door to your profile page open and feel completely safe that nobody would steal your tagline.
I remember when you could nip round to your neighbours house to borrow a cup of sugar, without having to 'like' them first.
You use to be able to buy a 3 bedroom profile, with garden, for £100,000...not anymore, no sir. Since all the middle class people moved in, you'd be lucky to pick up a decent one bed profile and get change from half a mill.
I remember when this website was rough, I mean proper scary...not now. now, every other profile page is an artisan sourdough bakery, raw food deli, or an organic coffee shop.
It's all well and good if you bought a nice big profile 10 years ago. But what about the young people? Where are they going to be able to afford to flirt online? There all being forced out to areas where, 5 years ago, nobody wanted to be, like Plenty of Fish and Tinder.