It is remarkably difficult to be unique in today's society and I do a damn good job it. I am a veteran pod person, I have wrestled penguins and ridden sea turtles and tortioses. I have strapped wings to my arms and jumped off the roof but unlike all the rest of you it actually worked for me (I have been silenced by the gov...sshhh). I have rowed a boat that is 40 feet long and 2 feet wide on all major oceans and seas surrounding the US and I have lasso'd a kommodo dragon.
Some of that is true some of it isnt. You figure it out or just believe it all