Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate these essays (but I guess a lot of people do.)
Walking talking oxymoron. Old soul and child at heart. Tranquilly
Restless spirit. Wannabe philosopher. Flaneur of the highest
caliber. Full time entertainer and part time femme fatale.
Curiosity is my greatest strength and my deepest downfall.
I am looking for a partner in crime.
Someone who impresses me. I don't do casual. I can and will be
everything you ever wanted. I'm very ambitious and I work hard
which has kept me single for a while,. That being said all I want
is a dedicated relationship where we can not snuggle and let our
hair down and relax at the end of the day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Always looking for filming help!
Plotting greatness in my sketchbook.
Plotting murder in my poems.
Making money as a design mercenary
Trying to make something good enough to show the universe my
Make something beautiful before you die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
putting on makeup (hey what can I say it's like drawing on my face,
how is that not fun?)
calming people down when they are about to flip out
packing a suitcase really fast (but messily)
getting animals to like me
*this talent has been censored*
macgyvering up a meal using odds and ends that are laying around
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes (they have very big pupils that people find adorable)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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FILMS: Mother, The Lives of Others, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Pixar
Films, Volver, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (original), Old Boy, The
Shawshank Redemption, Harold and Maude, mostly anything darkly
funny, quirky or just plain disturbing.
BOOKS: Kurt Vonnegut "Welcome to the monkey house," Old Turtle, The
Handmaid's Tale, The house on Mango street, The call of the Wild,
Napalm and Silly Putty, Ferdinand, dark or funny short
SHOWS: Alfred Hitchcock presents, Cowboy Bebop, Masterpiece
MUSIC: pretty much anything but obnoxious rap and country.
FOOD: Again pretty much anything but I love me some steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
some kind of project or challenge to keep my brain busy
Diet soda (dem bubbles tho)
a good pair of running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Balancing desire and gratitude.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing alone in my room (not in a lonely way, but more along the
lines of singing in the shower when you think no one can
Walking to no destination in particular and ignoring practicality
in favor of wanderlust and the life whirring around me.
Dragging some poor, sweet boy into a selfish game of make believe
to feed my ego.
Laying completely still in my bed and just listening
Hamming it up at a gallery or party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have experienced long term depression in the past
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