Walking talking oxymoron. Old soul and child at heart. Tranquilly Restless spirit. Wannabe philosopher. Flaneur of the highest caliber. Full time entertainer and part time femme fatale.
Curiosity is my greatest strength and my deepest downfall.
I am looking for a partner in crime.
Someone who impresses me. I don't do casual. I can and will be everything you ever wanted. I'm very ambitious and I work hard which has kept me single for a while. That being said all I want is a dedicated relationship where we can snuggle and let our hair down and relax at the end of the day.
Plotting greatness in my sketchbook.
Plotting murder in my poems.
Making money as a design mercenary
Trying to make something good enough to show the universe my gratitude.
Make something beautiful before you die.
putting on makeup (hey what can I say it's like drawing on my face, how is that not fun?)
calming people down when they are about to flip out
packing a suitcase really fast (but messily)
getting animals to like me
*this talent has been censored*
macgyvering up a meal using odds and ends that are laying around
My eyes (they have very big pupils that people find adorable)
BOOKS: Kurt Vonnegut "Welcome to the monkey house," Old Turtle, The Handmaid's Tale, The house on Mango street, The call of the Wild, Napalm and Silly Putty, Ferdinand, dark or funny short stories.
SHOWS: Alfred Hitchcock presents, Cowboy Bebop, Masterpiece Mystery.
MUSIC: pretty much anything but obnoxious rap and country.
FOOD: Again pretty much anything but I love me some steak.
Diet soda (dem bubbles tho)
a good pair of running shoes
Dancing alone in my room (not in a lonely way, but more along the lines of singing in the shower when you think no one can hear.)
Walking to no destination in particular and ignoring practicality in favor of wanderlust and the life whirring around me.
Dragging some poor, sweet boy into a selfish game of make believe to feed my ego.
Laying completely still in my bed and just listening
Hamming it up at a gallery or party.
Don't message me if you can't challenge me intellectually, you lack confidence, or you are not ready for a real relationship.