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crimsonauditor

35 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
According to the internet, I have an INTJ personality. I apologize in advance.

Also I may break into song at some point...lots of points...Lots of songs in fact. I don't apologize for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping the thieves at bay. It's this whole thing. The important point is that I very much like my job. Self actualization, baby!

My business card states that I am a forensic auditor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at Ruzzle. which is a bit like Boggle. Which is a bit like Scrabble which is a bit like Words with Friends. Though, you all know what Scrabble is.

I'm good at other things as well. I'm not super great at Yoga yet, but it's a new find and I'm getting better and feeling really good after my classes. Yoga mellows me the hell out.

Writing songs? Do you sing? Let's make an album.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a lot of books.

Now for a cheap plug.

If YOU would like a new book, perhaps swing on by and read "When the Ice Breaks" by me! An epic sci-fi novel inspired by the Henriad. Available on Amazon Kindle. Tens of copies sold!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that a lot of ladies on this site seem to be super good at running 5 Kilometers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I sometimes get a bit tipsy, and on some of those occasions I go on Amazon so I sometimes get presents in the mail which I sometimes forgot that I ordered," he said as he looked over at a red leather jacket he bought to complete his Halloween costume.
You should message me if
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I'm up for a walk and a bottle of wine in the park if you are. So message me! My phone makes a bloop noise, and then I say, Hey! Alright.