To be honest, if you can't click with me on a humor level, it’s just not going to work. I say and text random things to people that throw them off. If you can engage me in a conversation which will undoubtedly involve much of this and you can keep up and enjoy yourself at the same time, you've got it good.
I am really looking for someone I can easily joke with, who I can sincerely enjoy being around, who will also sincerely enjoy being around me. I am looking forward to being comfortable around someone enough to throw stupid "but I don't wanna" hissy fits and have them know I'm being stupid on purpose and play along without thinking I'm nuts. ;)
If you aren't single, don't message me. If you don’t like hearing random movie/book quotes, the I am probably not the right person for you as I tend to do this at least once in a conversation with people. (Also, props to anyone who consistently gets my references when I do it.)
Of course, I would love to get to know people as friends as well. I am hoping to find some interesting people to talk and hang out with. I don't feel like I have lived enough or done a lot of the things I have always wanted to in my life and I am looking to change that. Hopefully, some new friends can help me experience those things.
For guys interested in a potential relationship, there are a few other general things to know if you are thinking of messaging me. Have a job, bathe regularly, BE SINGLE, don't smoke (at least around me), have a decent grasp of the written English language and be a gentleman.