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crispy_crab

33 F Beaverton, OR

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–80
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Organ donors:
You have to die in a hospital to pass on your organs so sayeth the Internet.
Understandable, but I don't think most people realize that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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..is that I am bumping into something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedy, monster movies, horror

Unrelated:
I like amphibians, marsupials and colorful birds.
If it is unusual or cuddely I'll usually like it.

I love Twiztid.
Would love to find more great hiphop like them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival, no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

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Swirling squiggeling thoughts.
Oh wait, that's just the snakes in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

I hate bacon and I hate mayonnaise.
I don't have a driver's license.
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