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crispybacontron

30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**To start EVEN THOUGH I OWN A HOUSE IN INDIANA, I WORK IN CHICAGO AND SPEND MOST OF MY TIME THERE. I was born and raised on the Southside near Midway and my office is still there. My family and friends are all in Chicago so if you're a Chicago girl I'll come to you gladly so don't be put off by the Indiana thing. I moved out here for the low taxes and the land.**

NOW... Onto the summary stuff.

People have told me I have a passion for life and I suppose that is the best way to summarize myself.

I can't abide a life where you get up, go to work, go home, go to bed, and then do it all over again over and over and over again until you're dead. I tend to live for the NOW as opposed to the LATER. Why wait? Why not? For me there is no good reason to hold back on anything. If I want it I get it, if I need to see it I go see it, if I want to do it I do it. The idea that I'll do it later doesn't sit well with me. What if there isn't a later? What if I get hit by a bus tomorrow?

So there's a self summary for you -- I live passionately every day fearing that I will be run down by a bus.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Living the Dream"

What does that mean? For starters it’s a great way to start a conversation as it’s a pretty innocuous statement that can mean just about anything. It can be both hopeful and uplifting on those days when you feel like King of the World while also being wry and sarcastic on the days when you are eating a s**t sandwich. Therefore just about any day of the week, for better or for worse, I am living the dream.

I have a career that I kind of fell into though in reality it feels right. As a man who has walked many paths I can tell you that this is the one that feels like I am supposed to be on it, like I found my calling. Professionally (or lack thereof) I am a salesman and that works as I can talk, listen, eat, and drink with the best of them and that’s about all you really need. A certain charisma works well too.

I own a few acres out here in Merrillville though how I came to be here is a story best saved for telling over a glass of wine or a nice single malt scotch one to two dates in. The moral of the story though is don’t enter into a peeing contest with your friends unless you want to end up with two turkeys living in your driveway and a LOT of grass to cut!

The house is here but a temporary thing. In my head I see renting the place out and moving back towards Chicago or some other far off land if fortune favors it.

I made some new friends recently which I am really proud to have and they set me about this OKcupid site with the goal of finding a girlfriend so I am determined to give it my best.

Finally I am looking forward to the day when I am my own boss. I am a pretty strong willed guy and very much a “Don’t Tread on Me” type so for me the end all be all would be being gainfully self-employed and doing the whole “American Dream” thing yada yada yada. Perhaps having someone erect some sort of monument to me upon my death. Modesty is one of my strong suites though I will admit I suffer from occasional dreams of grandeur.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Intangibles mostly. I am a man of few technical skills per-say but darn good at getting those people to do things for me and whatever cause I happen to be working on at the time.

I suppose I am an organizer and a visionary and those talents work for me.

I am like the John Henry of cracking crab legs. Give me a freshly steamed tower of snow crab and I'll out crack any machine or contraption and when I'm done my heart won't break either.

I also am a fair dancer and am always chasing my Fred Astaire moment when the crowd parts and the spot light falls into the circle as my partner and I step into it to dazzle and amaze.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Since December 11' upon seeing a man with an excellent handlebar mustache I myself have been pursuing mustache excellence. Subsequently people notice my own handlebar and I often receive compliments and requests to touch it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Tao of Pooh
The Alchemist
Anything from Dr. Suess (when I'm looking for something heavy)

Movies:
Gone with the Wind
Das Boot
Anything from Dreamworks

Shows:
Game of Thrones
Boardwalk Empire
Boss

Music:
Country
Rock
Irish

Food:
MEAT (in all of its wonderful forms - sans pastrami)
Lobster
Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dancing
Road Trips
Independence
Good Company
Adventures
A Good Band
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.

I have a dream to retire to a big house by the Atlantic Ocean in Nova Scotia, Canada. Sitting on my wrap around porch looking out at the waves while a steely grey sky looms overhead I'll sip a mug of hot cider with a spot of whiskey in it and enjoy the warmth of my wool sweater as it guards me against the crisp breeze coming off the water.

Of course before I can get to that elaborate day dream there are lots of things to think about so that I can get there in the end.

Thus I think about the more mundane as well as the fanciful like cutting the grass and winning the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally OUT and unwinding from the week.

Out to dinner with friends is a great option. I know of a place that does all you can eat lobster on a Friday night and another that does all you can eat King Crab legs. Nothing like honoring the brave men from Deadliest Catch by enjoying the fruits of their labour.

I am a HUGE fan of burlesque cabarets and there are always one or two of those to be found on a Friday.

Finally catching a live band that I can dance to is a great way to welcome in the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think old white men are cool and I look forward to being one!

Also I'm crazy about lead female singers and musicians. This is a recent thing but I definitely think that's a type for me!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking to meet a gentleman and would like to trip the light fantastic.

I've been told I'm smart, funny, and a general good time so the reviews are positive.

What do you have to lose?