I am short, funny, and lighthearted.
My Self-Summary
You know what? Everybody says they suck at writing about
themselves. So I'm going to say that I'm awesome at it.
I do like
writing
and
reading. My
favorite books are hard to list just because I read way too much. I
love
movies and
dogs, I have a dog
who gets more joy out of meeting new people than anyone I know. I
enjoy
biking and
the
outdoors as
well as
videogames and hangin' out on the
computer.
I love soccer and tennis. While I follow some teams in soccer, my
favorite event is the FIFA World Cup, which is coming around again
next year (yay!). When it comes to professional tennis, Novak
Djokovic is my favorite.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a student, majoring in psychology and minoring in business. I
am pursuing graduate school and hopefully becoming a
psychologist.
At the moment, however, I'm a dog trainer.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh. It might be sarcastic and it might be completely
ridiculous, but I love to see people smile.
I'm also pretty good at videogames. So let's play!
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm sorry, bad genes, but I'm really short. Then they
usually notice my hair (which is always different) and then,
hopefully, my easygoing personality. I'm really friendly!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Oh man, this is going to be intense. Books: anything by Oscar
Wilde; Alas, Babylon; you know what? This is stupid. I really like
everything and I want to read as much as I can.
Movies: again, pretty much anything. Although I'm easily frightened
so horror movies don't really hit the spot. I'm a sucker for
chick-flicks but you're just as likely to find me watching
Hannibal. I also love Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Music: everything! yay!
Food: I just don't like certain textures like mushrooms or yogurt.
Outside of that, I love veggies and fruits and basically anything
that tastes good. I'm not going to say "ew, that is gross" because
it's something I've never tried. Once I eat it and it's disgusting
sure I can say that, but before? No.
The six things I could never do without
Internet (I know, I know)
Emmy (my dog)
Water
Food
Shelter
Advice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe. Stars and the vastness of the universe kinda blows my
mind.
Also, I think a lot about Waffles, the squirrel that lives in my
wall. He keeps me up at night, trying to bore through the drywall
and get in my room to chill with me. That's understandable, since
I'm pretty cool, but he's very inconsiderate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at home or out at the movies with friends.
Or watching old movies!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm terrified of the biscuit package. The kind where it pops before
you can open it? Yeah, that one. So I make other people do it.
You should message me if
You're looking for a friendly companion, or if you just need a
laugh. Or if you know this quote:
"I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my
business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to
help everyone if possible: Jew, Gentile, black men, white. We all
want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to
live by each others' happiness, not by each other's misery. We
don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there' s
room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for
everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have
lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the
world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We
have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that
gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us
cynical, our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and
feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than
cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these
qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane
and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of
these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for
universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now, my voice
is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing
men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men
torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I
say: 'Do not despair.' The misery that is now upon us is but the
passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human
progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the
power they took from the people will return to the people. And so
long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don't give
yourselves to brutes. Men who despise you, enslave you, who
regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to
feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as
cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men -
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not
machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of
humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate, the
unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight
for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written
the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men,
but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power
to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people,
have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this
life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us
use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a
decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give
youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these
things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not
fulfill their promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves
but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that
promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national
barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us
fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress
will lead to all men's happiness. Soldiers, in the name of
democracy, let us all unite! -- Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever
you are, look up, Hannah! The clouds are lifting! The sun is
breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light!
We are coming into a new world, a kindlier world, where men will
rise above their hate, their greed and brutality. Look up, Hannah!
The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to
fly. He is flying into the rainbow! Into the light of hope! Into
the future, the glorious future that belongs to you, to me, and to
all of us. Look up, Hannah! Look up!"
..or if you actually read that entire thing.