Although the statement above is case study material for what a Non sequitur is, it'll give you an idea on what you can expect.
Im struggling to get beyond the denial phase of the fact I have resorted to online dating, but Ive spent the last 4 years of my life renovating my house, so the only girls I've meet are at the check out counter of Home Depot...I Wanna give a shout out to Jeniqua, thanks for letting me use that 10% off coupon like 20 times. I love you girl.
I'm looking for a female someone who is willing to learn how to use a tile saw, chop saw, and a nail gun so she can fix all of my screw ups. Because one thing you notice about all of the construction work that I do...it looks like an IT auditor did it (#terrible).
One other quick fun fact: I'm pretty shallow and love making ski videos of myself: