Voted class clown (even though i hate the term) in high school, now work for an asset management company as an IT Auditor. Its a strong candidate for nerdiest/most anal job ever, but its an international travel festival. Basically they fly you all over the world to bring bad news to people about how they are operating their computer systems. Just don't ask me details on what I do, because I literally do not know.

Although the statement above is case study material for what a Non sequitur is, it'll give you an idea on what you can expect.

Im struggling to get beyond the denial phase of the fact I have resorted to online dating, but Ive spent the last 4 years of my life renovating my house, so the only girls I've meet are at the check out counter of Home Depot...I Wanna give a shout out to Jeniqua, thanks for letting me use that 10% off coupon like 20 times. I love you girl.
I'm looking for a female someone who is willing to learn how to use a tile saw, chop saw, and a nail gun so she can fix all of my screw ups. Because one thing you notice about all of the construction work that I do...it looks like an IT auditor did it (#terrible).

One other quick fun fact: I'm pretty shallow and love making ski videos of myself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLJidzpei5c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZTzp_WEbU

IT Auditing my heart out.

Travelling about 10 weeks a year for my job to some pretty cool spots. And making the locals cry when they read my audit report.

Fixing up my 130 year old crappy house in south boston and making it look a lot less crappy and old.

skiing (Shredding the Gnar)

mountain biking

carpentry (tiling, woodwork,framing, etc). i should be though after spending a substantial chunk of 4 years doing it.

adventure sports....

Basically anytime im skiing or mountain biking I try to be the BEST IT Auditor on the mountain or trail that day. Needless to say its a huge dissapointment if I fail at that.

books: i dont think ive ever actually read an entire "book". if they dont put me to sleep the ADD goes into turbo mode and my eyes just skim over the pages.

movies: ski porn (poorboyz.com) , bike porn (nwdfilms.com) ...relax it is not actual porn - the genre title comes from the fact it is action without a plot.

food: anything

music: thievery corporation, zero 7, B.I.G, shins, broken bells, cunning linguists, people under the stairs, classic rock. basically anything that will either get me pumped up, or help me relax (although classic rock does neither). tons of indi stuff from ski and bike movies- trust me...its good.

this is a tough one, all I could come up with is international travel.

what i want to do when i grow up, and whether or not what I am doing now has anything to do with that.

Last 4 years: working on my house.
Future Fridays: going out in Boston.

...i wouldnt put on here. ill admit it, but it aint going up here.

you are smart, can take my sense of humor (good jokes and bad), like being active.

Also you have to be extremely good looking. I am easily one of the top 100 Best Looking IT auditors ever. Or if you understand that was a joke.