Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Voted class clown (even though i hate the term) in high school, now
work for an asset management company as an IT Auditor. Its a strong
candidate for nerdiest/most anal job ever, but its an international
travel festival. Basically they fly you all over the world to bring
bad news to people about how they are operating their computer
systems. Just don't ask me details on what I do, because I
literally do not know.
Although the statement above is case study material for what a Non
sequitur is, it'll give you an idea on what you can expect.
Im struggling to get beyond the denial phase of the fact I have
resorted to online dating, but Ive spent the last 4 years of my
life renovating my house, so the only girls I've meet are at the
check out counter of Home Depot...I Wanna give a shout out to
Jeniqua, thanks for letting me use that 10% off coupon like 20
times. I love you girl.
I'm looking for a female someone who is willing to learn how to use
a tile saw, chop saw, and a nail gun so she can fix all of my screw
ups. Because one thing you notice about all of the construction
work that I do...it looks like an IT auditor did it
One other quick fun fact: I'm pretty shallow and love making ski
videos of myself:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
IT Auditing my heart out.
Travelling about 10 weeks a year for my job to some pretty cool
spots. And making the locals cry when they read my audit
Fixing up my 130 year old crappy house in south boston and making
it look a lot less crappy and old.
skiing (Shredding the Gnar)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
carpentry (tiling, woodwork,framing, etc). i should be though after
spending a substantial chunk of 4 years doing it.
Basically anytime im skiing or mountain biking I try to be the BEST
IT Auditor on the mountain or trail that day. Needless to say its a
huge dissapointment if I fail at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: i dont think ive ever actually read an entire "book". if
they dont put me to sleep the ADD goes into turbo mode and my eyes
just skim over the pages.
movies: ski porn (poorboyz.com) , bike porn (nwdfilms.com) ...relax
it is not actual porn - the genre title comes from the fact it is
action without a plot.
music: thievery corporation, zero 7, B.I.G, shins, broken bells,
cunning linguists, people under the stairs, classic rock. basically
anything that will either get me pumped up, or help me relax
(although classic rock does neither). tons of indi stuff from ski
and bike movies- trust me...its good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this is a tough one, all I could come up with is international
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what i want to do when i grow up, and whether or not what I am
doing now has anything to do with that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last 4 years: working on my house.
Future Fridays: going out in Boston.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...i wouldnt put on here. ill admit it, but it aint going up here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are smart, can take my sense of humor (good jokes and bad),
like being active.
Also you have to be extremely good looking. I am easily one of the
top 100 Best Looking IT auditors ever. Or if you understand that
was a joke.
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