Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Professional world traveler.
Semi professional mountain biker and skier.
Decent freestyle rapper.
Adequate Information Technology auditor.
I work for a financial services company as an IT Auditor. It is a
strong candidate for nerdiest/most anal job ever, but its an
international travel festival. Basically I fly all over the world
to give bad news to people about their IT environments. Just don't
ask me details on what I do, because I literally do not know.
Im struggling to get beyond the denial phase of the fact I have
resorted to online dating, but I've spent the last 4 years of my
life renovating my house, so the only girls I've meet are at the
check out counter of Home Depot...I Wanna give a shout out to
Jeniqua, thanks for letting me use that 10% off coupon like 20
times. I love you girl.
One other quick fun fact: I'm pretty shallow and love making ski
videos of myself:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my life by the maxim: "What happens after you die? Plenty of
stuff - it just doesn't involve me." Translation: I don't believe
in an afterlife.
I travel about 10 weeks a year for my job to some pretty cool
spots: Malta, South Africa, Europe a lot. And then making the
locals cry when they read my IT audit report.
Fixing up my 5,000 year old crappy house in South Boston and making
it look a lot less crappy and old. Now that Im done I do a lot of
fitness crap: Crossfit, yoga, gym, eating chia seeds.
Skiing and mountain biking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
carpentry (tiling, woodwork,framing, etc). i should be though after
spending a substantial chunk of 4 years doing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: i don't think Ive ever actually read an entire "book". if
they don't put me to sleep the ADD goes into turbo mode and my eyes
just skim over the pages.
movies: ski and bike movies to get pumped up. Pump it.
music: thievery corporation, zero 7, B.I.G, shins, broken bells,
cunning linguists, people under the stairs, classic rock. basically
anything that will either get me pumped up, or help me relax
(although classic rock does neither). tons of indi stuff from ski
and bike movies- trust me...its good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
this is a tough one, all I could come up with is international
travel, skiing, and biking. Id say my family (even though Im an
only child) but my parents will eventually pass away so I will have
to live without them. Dont really have a choice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
― Robin Williams
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last 4 years: working on my house.
Future Fridays: crossfit, then going out in Boston.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...i wouldnt put on here. ill admit it in person, but it aint going
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are smart, agree to like 100% of my jokes, like travelling, and
Also you have to be extremely good looking. I am easily one of the
top 100 Best Looking IT auditors ever. Or if you understand that
was a joke.
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