Since my job is practical and benefits society, I will never be ridiculously overpaid. Come the Revolution, you'll want me in your tribe instead of some useless lobbyist.
I have brothers. I think their goofy stupid guy stuff is hilarious and that there's a Simpsons quote for every situation.
I come with baggage, two pieces, in fact. One is a carry-on sized Samsonite suitcase with a broken zipper and the other is duffel bag my Grandma won in Atlantic City. With this baggage I have traveled to the other side of the world. (I made it back.)
In my house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.
There are reasons why things happen. I don't believe things happen for a reason.