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crocket1919

37 M Sherman Oaks, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Here's the cliffnotes to the most recent chapter in my life: I moved here from Sacramento (grew up in Midwest) to earn my Master's degree and decided to stick around after I graduated. I didn't really know anyone down here so it's been an adventure so far. I'm still learning what the area has to offer and would love a tour guide.

If I were to step outside of myself and describe me as a friend, I would probably say that I'm a funny guy, passionate about the things I care about, loves fun, loves discovering something new everyday, loves excessive use of commas and run-on sentences. I see nothing wrong with ending a sentence in a preposition (I tried to think of a witty way to do it with this sentence but couldn't think of a preposition to end it on).

I love just about anything that makes me laugh whether its a movie, a show, a friend, a really bad knock-knock joke, or an awesome mullet at a hockey game. I check online to see who is playing at local comedy clubs or live music venues weekly. People tell me my sense of humor ranges from witty and intelligent to 15-year-old boy humor depending on my target listener and current mood. I take pride in my ability to laugh at life and laugh at myself. I would love to meet someone who can make me laugh and isn't afraid to pick on me.

I'm a pretty open-minded guy and accepting of most lifestyles. I've lived a lot of places growing up and met many different walks of life. I think I can fit in with just about any crowd.

I get my news from the Jon Stewart and Bill Maher. I love independent music more than commercial radio but usually listen to podcasts but usually only when I'm driving alone(any suggestions?). I'm trying to learn more about wines...apparently the stuff in the box just doesn't cut it for a romantic evening.

About you: loves to have fun, loves to explore and learn something new, loves guys who are a little nerdy, loves intentionally bad jokes, loves to talk and get to know people whether it be as a match or a friend. I'm pretty tall (tall enough for you to wear heels). Basically I'm looking for someone I can be myself around and hopefully you can be yourself around me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. I finished physical therapy school a couple of years ago and now I'm out working. It's my second career and I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy (but only Celebrity and high school tournaments), cooking food that probably I only like, I make pretty darn good sangria if you are patient enough to wait for it to sit overnight. I'm also good at remembering random stuff that doesn't apply to anything useful in life.

Now for a list of things that I am NOT good at:
-Bill Cosby impressions
-fake accents (though I have a little Midwestern one naturally, but usually just when I drink)
-jumping in a pool and looking graceful
-picking out eyeglasses
-taking a good picture with my phone
-looking cool while throwing a football (I was more of a soccer player growing up)
-having a picture taken of me without making some sort of face
The first things people usually notice about me
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is "wow, you really ARE tall" and I've been told I have a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: all-time favorites are Breakfast Club, The Jerk, Ghostbusters (If anyone ever tries to remake one of those movies, I will boycott Hollywood forever). I love comic Book Movies, most comedies, and an occasional bad early 90's action flick.

TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, Sarah Silverman Program, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, Louie. Also I love good stand-up comedy and hockey.

Podcasts: The Nerdist, WTF, Adam Corolla

Music: Pearl Jam, Against Me, Gaslight Anthem, and lots of punk bands I don't feel like listing here.

Food: I love to BBQ and try to have lots of people over at least a few times a year to feed their faces. Pretty much anything except coconut and raisins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy, friends, sleep timer on my tv, learning, white noise, sodium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does Morgan Freeman have to narrate everything?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday stuff: Eating out with friends, grabbing a drink, seeing a show, or snuggling on my couch in my pajamas with my stuffed toy cat Mr. Freckles (that last part isn't true)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I get caught singing while driving, I pretend to be on my Bluetooth. (I don't own a Bluetooth)
You should message me if
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you want to?