Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Although it appears that posting shirtless photos is en vogue, I
decided to go against the trend and go pantless. You can't tell
because most of my pictures are from the waist up. But I find it's
better to leave things up to the imagination.
Did you see that? I started a sentence with a conjunction. If you
think you can handle my reckless abandon of traditional grammar
rules, read on.
Myers Briggs: WTF
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in marketing. When people hear that, they ask if I'm Don
Draper. I usually say, "yes," but honestly, I'm a lot more like
Improv. It's so much fun, and I especially love how many friends
I've made from doing it. I get to spend 3-4 nights a week with my
friends laughing so hard I cry. Not many people get to say that
they do that.
Modeling for art classes. It's kind of like therapy. I've never
felt more accepted for who I am. I recommend everyone try it.
Decorating my new place. I couldn't decide on a styke so I picked
them all. I'm so glad the word "eclectic" exists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not dying while I do P90X workouts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my laugh. I've been told it's infectious. I hope that's in a
good way and not in a "bubonic plague" sort of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here are a few of my favorites:
I'm kind of obsessed with this song
by Nancy Sinatra
I also have a small collection of classic jazz albums. (I have
several hipster tendencies. Along with my beard, trendy eyewear,
and fondness for flannel, this is one of them.)
Currently istening to the audio version of "The Martian."
Breaking Bad (my favorite show ever)
Mad Men (in the process of finishing it)
Inglourious Basterds (my favorite movie ever–Nazis, violence,
Quentin Tarantino, what more could you ask for?)
I love pretty much everything. I only cook one thing really well:
grilled cheese. But I'll wager just about anything it's the best
grilled cheese you've ever had. If you're not convinced yet, let me
just say this, "Bacon is involved."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Jackets (light, heavy, bomber, denim... dammit
I love a good piece of outerwear)
2) People who instantly make my day better
3) Interesting (and potentially useless)
4) Peanut Butter
6) A bed so comfortable it makes you never want to
get out of it (aka my bed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is everyone sharing their Myers-Briggs personality type? Is my
profile not enough? Why should I let society confine me to four
letters? Is this just another way for THE MAN to keep me down? Does
my tinfoil hat go with these pants?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a bar watching Netflix or snuggled up on a couch having drinks
with friends. Everyone else is doing it wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get choked up when I watch the season finales of my favorite
shows, even when I've seen them many times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Eddie Murphy said it best in Coming to America, "I want a woman who
arouses my intellect as well as my loins."
Double points if you're a snappy dresser and you're passionate
about several interests (hopefully one being travel).
Who are you looking for?
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