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crolinacomedian

27 M Durham, NC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Although it appears that posting shirtless photos is en vogue, I’m going to go against the trend and go pantless. You won’t be able to tell because most of my pictures are from the waist up, but I find it’s much more fun to leave things up to the imagination.

Whether it’s taking a ferry across the Mediterranean to Morocco or hunting down a great food truck at 2am with my friends, I rarely pass up the opportunity to do something fun or spontaneous. Watching humpback whales feed in Alaska helped me realize the amazing things that are out there in this world and how much I want to see them all.

If I were a piece of clothing, I’d be a cardigan. Stylish in a nerdy kind of way and something Zooey Deschanel wouldn’t mind having wrapped around her... if you know what I mean.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at my awesome job that I love. It kind of works like this:
The Internet + Mad Men - the unhealthy amounts of smoking/drinking = my job.

Learning to play the piano. Hopefully it won’t be long before I’m a talented pianist. (If you giggle at that word, we'll get along just fine.)

Restoring old furniture. HGTV makes it look way easier than it is.

Doing improv comedy. It's definitely one of my favorite things in my life right now.
I’m really good at
Not dying while I do P90X workouts.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. I've been told it's infectious. I hope that's in a good way and not in a "bubonic plague" sort of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not going to bore you with some outrageous list. Here are a few of my favorites:

Music
Frank Sinatra
Daft Punk
Girl Talk
Sam Cooke, if only they could all get together for a collaboration (sigh)

Books
Man's Search for Meaning
World War Z
40 Million Dollar Slaves

TV
Breaking Bad
Top Gear
Arrested Development
Game of Thrones, and consequently Arrested Westeros

Movies
Juno
Children of Men
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Inglourious Basterds; Nazis, violence, Quentin Tarantino, what more could you ask for?

Food
Anything my mom makes. The cooking gene has clearly been passed down as I can pour the most delectable bowl of cereal you’ve ever had in your life.
The six things I could never do without
1) My phone
2) People who instantly make my day better
3) Interesting (and potentially useless) trivia
4) Hot showers
5) Witty banter
6) Peanut butter (please don't tell Nutella, it gets jealous)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a footrace: The Flash or Superman? I'd be happy to hear your argument as long as it's a minimum of 10 pages (double-spaced of course) with citations.

Also, why so many people on this site put their Myers-Briggs personality type.
On a typical Friday night I am
Robbing a bank... wait, that isn't what you meant by "partner in crime?" Well, now I'm just confused.

More likely watching live music or hanging out with my friends/co-workers. Usually, they end up being one and the same. I really have an awesome job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an unhealthy obsession with Nutella.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I’m looking a verbal sparring partner if you will, someone that can engage me in witty banter. She is stylish. She surrounds herself with high character individuals. She knows the difference between conversation and gossip and chooses the former over the latter more often than not.

She has several passions, one of which must be traveling. She is independent. She prefers spontaneous romance over Valentine's Day. She is mature and sophisticated and at the same time a complete goofball.

If this describes you or you're just really awesome, shoot me a message.