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BeardsandBlazers

29 Durham, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Although it appears that posting shirtless photos is en vogue, I decided to go against the trend and go pantless. You can't tell because most of my pictures are from the waist up. But I find it's better to leave things up to the imagination.

Did you see that? I started a sentence with a conjunction. If you think you can handle my reckless abandon of traditional grammar rules, read on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in marketing. When people hear that, they ask if I'm Don Draper. I usually say, "yes," but honestly, I'm a lot more like Peggy Olsen.

Improv. It's so much fun, and I especially love how many friends I've made from doing it. I get to spend 3-4 nights a week with my friends laughing so hard I cry. Not many people get to say that they do that.

Modeling for art classes. It's kind of like therapy. I've never felt more accepted for who I am. I recommend everyone try it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not dying while I do P90X workouts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my laugh. I've been told it's infectious. I hope that's in a good way and not in a "bubonic plague" sort of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here are a few of my favorites:

Music
I'm kind of obsessed with this song by Nancy Sinatra right now.
I also have a small collection of classic jazz albums. (I have several hipster tendencies. Along with my beard, trendy eyewear, and fondness for flannel, this is one of them.)

Books
Hyperbole and a Half (currently reading)
Yes, Please
The Book of Basketball
World War Z
40 Million Dollar Slaves

TV
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
The Daily Show (What can I say? I just love meth, murder, and topical political humor.)

Movies
Juno
Children of Men
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Inglourious Basterds (Nazis, violence, Quentin Tarantino, what more could you ask for?)

Food
I love pretty much everything. I only cook one thing really well: grilled cheese. But I'll wager just about anything it's the best grilled cheese you've ever had. If you're not convinced yet, let me just say this, "Bacon is involved."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Jackets (light, heavy, bomber, denim... dammit I love a good piece of outerwear)
2) People who instantly make my day better
3) Interesting (and potentially useless) trivia
4) Peanut Butter
5) Comedy
6) A bed so comfortable it makes you never want to get out of it (aka my bed)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is everyone sharing their Myers-Briggs personality type? Is my profile not enough? Why should I let society confine me to four letters? Is this just another way for THE MAN to keep me down? Does my tinfoil hat go with these pants?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a bar watching Netflix or snuggled up on a couch having drinks with friends. Everyone else is clearly doing it wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get choked up when I watch the season finales of my favorite shows, even when I've seen them many times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Eddie Murphy said it best in Coming to America, "I want a woman who arouses my intellect as well as my loins."

Double points if you're a snappy dresser and you're passionate about several interests (hopefully one being travel).