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33 M Winter Park, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:47pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
My name is Kenneth. I'm generally easy-going, apparently to the point where I've been told that I have a calming effect on others. Then again, so do small, foofy dogs. I probably shed less, at least.

Friends describe me as thoughtful, insightful, sweet, and surprising.

I love animals, though I no longer have any of my own. I'm happy to just visit them in nature as long as they're not actively trying to eat me.

I'm also a bit of a Nintendo fanboy.
What I’m doing with my life
Making unplanned trips to the beach and theme parks.

Failing to make any progress on my game backlog (curse you, Steam sales!)

Recently, I took a vacation to Oahu and as a result, I realized just how much I enjoy traveling, how much more of it I need to do, and how incredibly flat my home state is (mountains're nice)!

Working so that I can do all of the above.
I’m really good at
Being an excellent listener.

Injecting one-liners into group conversations.

Creating useless websites (I made a "Manly Name Generator" based on a certain Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode)

Roller skating. Sure, also inlines, but I have recently rediscovered the joy of quad skates on a hardwood rink. I try to go every week!

Dancing to cheesy disco! Though "good" may not be the most accurate word to describe it. Let's just say that I enjoy it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome, hip-shaking dance moves, or perhaps an entertaining facial expressions when I'm confused or disturbed by something (the Brain Slug photo contains a close approximation of one of these).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm always anxiously awaiting the next book in the Dresden Files series. I'm of the opinion that not enough detective novels feature polka-powered zombie dinosaurs. A friend has recently introduced me to the novels of Neil Gaiman, and so far I've enjoyed "Neverwhere" and "The Ocean at the End of the Lane" and am currently in the middle of "American Gods."

I don't see too many movies in the theaters anymore. Generally, I'll just watch anything that looks interesting on Netflix. Some of my favorites include Hot Fuzz, Cabin in the Woods, The Dark Crystal, Jurassic Park, and Ghostbusters. The Evil Dead series also has a special place in my heart. Really, anything featuring Bruce Campbell's mighty chin is A-Okay with me. Also, if a movie features time travel, it's probably a good indicator that I'll like it as well. Yes, this includes The Lake House. I admit it.

As for TV shows, I like my spaceships piloted by cowboys, my time machines bigger on the inside, my spies burned, and a guy in a jumpsuit just trying to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.

My current playlist includes the likes of Depeche Mode, The Clash, Pulp, Phoenix, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Beatles, James Brown, Daft Punk, Muse and an embarrassing number of remixed tunes from Chrono Trigger.

Italian, Japanese, and Thai are among my favorite types of food, but I also love discovering new potential favorites whenever possible.
The six things I could never do without
- My rollerskates
- Internet cat photos
- Car dancing
- Tomatoes and tomato products
- A good syntax highlighter
- A towel (it's remarkable just how many problems a sturdy towel can solve)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The role of religion throughout history and whether its net contribution to humanity has ultimately been positive or negative.

Monkeys wearing people clothes.

Mind-bending time travel paradoxes.

How much more amusing stories about hydraulic fracturing are after seeing Battlestar Galactica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's expand this to any given evening. I could be meeting friends for trivia or to play overly complicated board games, dancing to 80's music at ibar, swing dancing, chair dancing, or plotting my next grand scheme to take over the world (obviously, this last one is every night).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a small collection of haiku that I have written. One of them is about Tetris and the rest are similarly themed. I am quite proud of them.

Also, one of my favorite video games simulates scuba diving and poking at virtual fish. I'm not sure I want to think about the amount of time I have sunk into this activity.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if you're a little geeky about something and you would like to join me in some shameless dancing and/or rollerskating!