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crooked_glasses

28 F Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:45pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am: dorky, thoughtful, prone to dancing, oftentimes playing devil's advocate, snarky, polyamorous, in a non-romantic marriage with my best friend, vegan, analytical, excitable, asexual-ish, and obsessed with my canine companion Jitterbug

I am not: one of the cool kids
What I’m doing with my life
Futzing around. I'm always questing for new projects.
I’m really good at
-Traveling long-term, on the cheap
-Understanding dog behavior
-Rope bondage
-Manipulating light
-Meeting strangers from the internet
-Vegan magic to make things like lasagna
The first things people usually notice about me
One of the first things that people notice tends to be that I'm tiny. After that, the exuberant flailing seems to be noteworthy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I mostly read non-fiction. Lately I've been on an animal rights/welfare kick, which translates to lots of reading about vegetarianism. That will probably turn into a gender theory kick at some point in the near future.

Movies/shows: Enamored with most of Joss Whedon's work. In the midst of watching Battlestar Galactica and feeling good about it. Hooked on The Walking Dead and feeling less good about it. Isn't it amazing how Netflix instawatch is totally revamping the media landscape?

Music: My Pandora stations are a gothy/industrial dance mix (titled "Music to Dance and Hurt People By"), a Shins-inspired station (titled "Chillaxin") and an oldies station (titled "Dad Would Be Proud"). Left entirely to my own devices while driving, I tend to gravitate toward shitty pop music.

Food: I'm a vegan, and mostly eat the closest thing that I can approximate to a meat-and-potatoes diet. Sometimes I throw some kale in there, just for good measure. If you go out for sushi with me often enough, you will end up trying inari. And then you will thank me.
The six things I could never do without
-Autonomy
-Challenges
-Kink
-Companionship in some form
-A means of self-expression
-Stupid outfits for companion animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most recently? Externalities.

Generally? Rope bondage. Sexuality, and asexuality. Gender politics. Dog training. Light. Photography. Evolution. Cognition. Social dynamics. Selection pressures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having an easy-going evening with a couple of friends and a couple of beers. Or doing something else. Definitely one or the other, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I'm kind of a dictator about spooning. A joyful dictator! But a dictator nonetheless.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
We have mutual interests and you think that we could have good conversations. You understand that it's pretty much guaranteed that you will never ever ever get laid by me. You're within 50 miles of Denver or else visit here frequently.

I'm pretty bad at keeping up OKC communication for more than a couple of back-and-forth's. If you sound interesting, I'll probably propose meeting for coffee or beer right from the get go.