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crookedspliff

26 M Midrand, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a chilled, fun loving, roll around in the dirt or vegetate on the couch kinda guy. Honest and straight forward. Love the outdoors, love the indoors just as much. My outlook on life is generally quite optimistic although i'm a bit of a realist. Love to make people laugh. Love all things art! Can be slightly off my rocker, i'm just strange like that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making lemonade...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Story telling, visual art, keeping calm in a tense situation, handy work, giving advise but not taking it
The first things people usually notice about me
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My armada of flying space otters, then that I'm standing in front them, then the mole on the corner on my mouth. I'm not sure actually...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Anything Marvel or DC, Crash... the list goes on...
Many shows, few books, almost all the food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, Nature, A set of wheels, Technology, Five Roses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yoh! um... It'l go quicker if I tell you with my mouth. Using words...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm, i'll get back to you on this one.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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