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croquet4life

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
On the whole I am a very normal guy. The things I enjoy most are:
good food and good beer (although I also enjoy fast food and cheap beer)
sports (exercise is so good for my mood, but I can't stand "exercising" so I get most of my exercise on the rugby field or tennis court)
making others laugh (my one real goal in life)
and parentheses (could you guess?)
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Chicago in mid to late summer for law school. Very exciting, but I don't know many people here yet.
I’m really good at
Repeating jokes from my favorite shows and movies.
Croquet. Well, I am not THAT good, but I am better than most people I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red facial hair if I haven't shaved. Otherwise... I've no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I feel uncomfortable trying to name my favorites since I go through phases. There was a time when I thought that I didn't like fiction. Since then I've read every Sherlock Holmes story, The Count of Monte Cristo, Anna K. and a couple of Jules Verne novels. Who knows what's next though? Could be philosophy, economics or another novel.

Movies: Comedies are my jam, especially older ones. The Blues Brothers, The Jerk, The Great Race and any comedy starring Cary Grant are pretty awesome. Action movies and thrillers have their place too though.

Shows: Animated adult sitcoms are the best. Simpsons, South Park, Archer and a few other cartoons really crack me up. Live action scripted comedies such as Curb Your Enthusiasm, East Bound and Down, and It's Always Sunny are also pretty great. House and Kitchen Nightmares occasionally break the comedy monopoly.

Music: Lots of stuff. Tops players in my iTunes are OK Go, Weezer, Paul Simon and Belle & Sebastian.

Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
That's silly. I am way too stoic to name materialistic goods without which I could never do.
Six things I'd prefer not to do without:
Books
Friends
Internet
Beer
Showering
Puns?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer and philosophy. Usually together. Also sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Headed somewhere for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Online dating is a perfectly acceptable way for those society has shunned to get together and, ideally, colonize another planet."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you don't hate fun.