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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Jun 2
5' 10" (1.78m)
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On the whole I am a very normal guy. The things I enjoy most are:
good food and good beer (although I also enjoy fast food and cheap beer)
sports (exercise is so good for my mood, but I can't stand "exercising" so I get most of my exercise on the rugby field or tennis court)
making others laugh (my one real goal in life)
and parentheses (could you guess?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Chicago in mid to late summer for law school. Very exciting, but I don't know many people here yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Repeating jokes from my favorite shows and movies.
Croquet. Well, I am not THAT good, but I am better than most people I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My red facial hair if I haven't shaved. Otherwise... I've no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I feel uncomfortable trying to name my favorites since I go through phases. There was a time when I thought that I didn't like fiction. Since then I've read every Sherlock Holmes story, The Count of Monte Cristo, Anna K. and a couple of Jules Verne novels. Who knows what's next though? Could be philosophy, economics or another novel.

Movies: Comedies are my jam, especially older ones. The Blues Brothers, The Jerk, The Great Race and any comedy starring Cary Grant are pretty awesome. Action movies and thrillers have their place too though.

Shows: Animated adult sitcoms are the best. Simpsons, South Park, Archer and a few other cartoons really crack me up. Live action scripted comedies such as Curb Your Enthusiasm, East Bound and Down, and It's Always Sunny are also pretty great. House and Kitchen Nightmares occasionally break the comedy monopoly.

Music: Lots of stuff. Tops players in my iTunes are OK Go, Weezer, Paul Simon and Belle & Sebastian.

Food: Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That's silly. I am way too stoic to name materialistic goods without which I could never do.
Six things I'd prefer not to do without:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Beer and philosophy. Usually together. Also sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Headed somewhere for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Online dating is a perfectly acceptable way for those society has shunned to get together and, ideally, colonize another planet."
You should message me if
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you don't hate fun.