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34 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:32am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I have $892,361.48 in my checking account.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Austin a little over a year ago. I'm considering going back to school at some point for a Ph.D. (perhaps at UT?). I own my own business. I'm putting out records on my record label, helping people put out records, selling records, and playing on records. So yes, there are a lot of records involved in my life.

Generally speaking, I try to infuse my life with knowledge, exploration, creativity, subversion, and honesty. I'm very driven and live my life with intensity. I know people say that on sites like this, but I actually do.
I’m really good at
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Telling the truth, beating on the drums, learning quickly, finding videos of dudes high as fuck on angel dust on YouTube, psychology (they even gave me a degree!), quickly turning my bedroom into a recording studio, absurdity, dark humor, being a diehard individualist.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm 7'3"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Retromania by Simon Reynolds is the last great, truly influential book that I've read.

Punk rock/ hardcore (1979-1985 stuff mostly, not the stupid macho metal stuff)/ post punk/ garage rock/ psychedelic rock/ dub /weirdo outsider music made by crazy people for crazy people/ krautrock/ 60s & 70s soul (Motown Tamla, Stax, etc)/ glam rock/ etc etc etc

The Prisoner (original '67 version) is the greatest television show to ever exist. Twin Peaks, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Walking Dead ain't too shabby either.

Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Sam Peckinpah, Sidney Lumet, Martin Scorsese, John Schlesinger, Alfred Hitchcock, Sergio Leone, Michelangelo Antonioni, Francois Truffaut, Ingmar Bergman, David Kronenberg, John Cassavetes, etc etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Trying to scare myself at least once per day
2. My Fender Jaguar
3. Subversion (all forms)
4. Watching documentaries on Netflix
5. Stuffing my face with tons of Thai food
6. The powers of free association
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can I take that cop's gun before he notices?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing guitar in my underwear. Strutting in the east side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to whistle!
You should message me if
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Please be clever. Please don't take yourself too seriously. Please don't have dreadlocks.