two drunks were in a bar at the top of the space needle, when one of the drunks turned to the other and said"you know what buddy? we're so high up that the wind does some really strange things,if you were to jump out that window over there, before you hit the ground the wind would pick you up ,carry around the needle and put you right back in your seat" the second drunk of course told him he was crazy, so the first guy jumped out the window and before he hit the ground,was whipped around the tower and landed right back in his seat,well that got the second drunk all excited so he jumped out the window and plummeted straight down to splat on the sidewalk, after a few seconds of silence the bartender turns to the first drunk and said "damn Superman you get mean when you drink"