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crosus

43 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Brooklyn, New York

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my day so far......

May 21, 2010

had plans to shoot the shit with a friend, but the shit showed up with an uzi
had plans to shoot the shit with afriend, but the shit showed up with an uzi
my day so far......

the further continuing adventures of Hugh and Zoe

Sep 29, 2009

I have a confession to make, my sister's cat(known to her fans as Zoe) and my son have conspired,rather successfully, to turn me into a Curb Your Enthusiasm fan, now what I want to know is there anyone  out there who knows of a local support group for this problem? not to cure it, mind you, I'm looking for enablers only please ;-)

I have a confession to make, my sister's cat(known to her fansas Zoe) and my son have conspired,rather successfully, to turn meinto a Curb Your Enthusiasm fan, now what I want to know is thereanyone  out there who knows of a local support group for thisproblem? not to cure it, mind you, I'm looking for enablers onlyplease ;-)

the further continuing adventures of Hugh and Zoe

the continuing adventures of Zoey and Hugh

Jun 9, 2009

so true story, yesterday I couldn't find my keys, I looked every where,turned the house upside down,no keys so in a fit of pique I turned to my sister's cat(who it seems I'm always house sitting) and said "OK Zoe, get my keys, go a head girl fetch" of course being a cat she looked at me with her penetrating green eyes, yawned and went back to her napping, yup true story, oh I finally found my keys an hour later...she was sleeping on them.
so true story, yesterday I couldn't find my keys, I looked everywhere,turned the house upside down,no keys so in a fit of pique Iturned to my sister's cat(who it seems I'm always house sitting)and said "OK Zoe, get my keys, go a head girl fetch" of coursebeing a cat she looked at me with her penetrating green eyes,yawned and went back to her napping, yup true story, oh I finallyfound my keys an hour later...she was sleeping on them.
the continuing adventures of Zoey and Hugh

my third favorite joke

May 24, 2009

two drunks were in a bar at the top of the space needle, when one of the drunks turned to the other and said"you know what buddy? we're so high up that the wind does some really strange things,if you were to jump out that window over there, before you hit the ground the wind would pick you up ,carry around the needle and put you right back in your seat" the second drunk of course told him he was crazy, so the first guy jumped out the window and before he hit the ground,was whipped around the tower and landed right back in his seat,well that got the second drunk all excited so he jumped out the window and plummeted straight down to splat on the sidewalk, after a few seconds of silence the bartender turns to the first drunk and said "damn Superman you get mean when you drink"
two drunks were in a bar at the top of the space needle, when oneof the drunks turned to the other and said"you know what buddy?we're so high up that the wind does some really strange things,ifyou were to jump out that window over there, before you hit theground the wind would pick you up ,carry around the needle and putyou right back in your seat" the second drunk of course told him hewas crazy, so the first guy jumped out the window and before he hitthe ground,was whipped around the tower and landed right back inhis seat,well that got the second drunk all excited so he jumpedout the window and plummeted straight down to splat on thesidewalk, after a few seconds of silence the bartender turns to thefirst drunk and said "damn Superman you get mean when you drink"
my third favorite joke

how I spent my week

Mar 26, 2009

so last tuesday I ended up in a burn unit in Staten Island,just got out today, great place,excellent care, and nice food, yup a pretty restful week, just wish it had not taken a third degree burn on my foot, ah well
so last tuesday I ended up in a burn unit in Staten Island,just gotout today, great place,excellent care, and nice food, yup a prettyrestful week, just wish it had not taken a third degree burn on myfoot, ah well
how I spent my week

my second favorite joke

Jan 9, 2009

I always feel sorry for poor Will,someone is always shooting at him.
I always feel sorry for poor Will,someone is always shooting athim.
my second favorite joke

the ball will drop soon......

Dec 31, 2008

HAppy new year everyone!!!!!
HAppy new year everyone!!!!!
the ball will drop soon......

in defense of the woo :)

Oct 21, 2008

personally i like the woo option,to me it's like being in a crowded room making eye contact with someone and getting a friendly smile, a smile that say "hey it's ok for you to approach me, you won't get maced....yet" :-)
personally i like the woo option,to me it's like being in a crowdedroom making eye contact with someone and getting a friendly smile,a smile that say "hey it's ok for you to approach me, you won't getmaced....yet" :-)
in defense of the woo :)

my favorite joke

Aug 2, 2008

two men walk into a bar,the third one ducks
two men walk into a bar,the third one ducks
my favorite joke

and now finally......Scorpio !

Jun 7, 2008

well we've reached the final sign on my list Scorpio, for the last two, Gemini and Pisces I listed three guidelines, for Scorpio I've found nothing less than five will do ok to begin,when it comes to keeping Scorpio focused on you,you have to know..they are already focused,have read your mind and know your social security number! so guideline number one keep it real any sign of falsehood and they'll start asking questions sometimes pointed uncomfitable questions, second guideline, they all have secrets, mabey not that they have the batcave in the basement type secrets but there is always something they keep to themselves,don't panic most of the time it's i hate peanut butter or i love to dunk donuts in my tea kind of secret, when they know you well enough it will all come out,third be patient it might look at times that they are on the verge of just losing interest,but if they get that vacant look in their eyes it' not because you're boring them it's just they're wondering if they've just heard someone breaking into their batcave or not,fourth be prepared for PASSION no not passion,I'm talking PASSION,they don't become interested half way it's all or nothing full feeling or complete indifference(of course YOU might not know the difference until it's way to late) and fifth don't show any fear! they can smell,see,taste it and nothing makes them lose interest quicker than them knowing that they scare you, yes they are intense, yes they are mysterious but they are also very vulnerable and want affection and attention as much or even more so than the next sign,so hang in there and reap the rewards. they are more than worth it,ok now that I've spilled the beans on them they will be coming to get me......I'm not kidding

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well we've reached the final sign on my list Scorpio, for the lasttwo, Gemini and Pisces I listed three guidelines, for Scorpio I'vefound nothing less than five will do ok to begin,when it comes tokeeping Scorpio focused on you,you have to know..they are alreadyfocused,have read your mind and know your social security number!so guideline number one keep it real any sign of falsehood andthey'll start asking questions sometimes pointed uncomfitablequestions, second guideline, they all have secrets, mabey not thatthey have the batcave in the basement type secrets but there isalways something they keep to themselves,don't panic most of thetime it's i hate peanut butter or i love to dunk donuts in my teakind of secret, when they know you well enough it will all comeout,third be patient it might look at times that they are on theverge of just losing interest,but if they get that vacant look intheir eyes it' not because you're boring them it's just they'rewondering if they've just heard someone breaking into their batcaveor not,fourth be prepared for PASSION no not passion,I'm talkingPASSION,they don't become interested half way it's all or nothingfull feeling or complete indifference(of course YOU might not knowthe difference until it's way to late) and fifth don't show anyfear! they can smell,see,taste it and nothing makes them loseinterest quicker than them knowing that they scare you, yes theyare intense, yes they are mysterious but they are also veryvulnerable and want affection and attention as much or even more sothan the next sign,so hang in there and reap the rewards. they aremore than worth it,ok now that I've spilled the beans on them theywill be coming to get me......I'm not kidding

and now finally......Scorpio !