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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 2
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
High school
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm rather witty, sarcastic, yet loyal to those who wish to become close to me. I hide nothing, yet I'm not easy to read. I'm obsessed with vintage materials, such as my vintage typewriter, yet own very little more than that. I love the concept of time travel, teleportation and other anomalies that allow the mind to escape to a world not constant of our own. I love to read when I have the chance, and I'm always up to new things as I'm very adaptable to almost any situation. I must warn you, most of this while true, is me attempting to bullshit up a profile just to fill in the blanks. Most of what you'll discover about me can be done through messaging!
What I’m doing with my life
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As of this very moment, I've been moved to Florida to help my parents with their 'situation.' Otherwise I'm taking my time to regather my resources so that I can reclaim the life I left behind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perhaps writing, when I feel the need to write, or sarcasm...I really lack the will to boast on positive features, as they're quickly discovered. It's the flaws that determine the, 'pass/fail.'
The first things people usually notice about me
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Perhaps my eyes, I've been told they hold a deepness that isn't particularly easy to read. If you've missed that then you've most likely been struck with my sarcastic wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am obsessed with the Night Angel Trilogy written by Brent Weeks. I love the old literature to no end from Poe to Shakespeare. I am absolutely enamoured with the concept of mysteries and Sherlock Holmes. I've got quite the eclectic taste in music as per anything from Sinatra, to metal, or even dubstep. If it pleasures my ears I'll listen to it. Being that I'm aspiring to become a director, I appreciate almost all movies just on principle and art alone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I had to choose six things I could never do without they'd consist of the following.
-All forms of sustenance.(Speaks for itself, as I'd not be alive otherwise.)
-My Mind.
-My Cat.
-My Car.
-My impending aspirations.
-A reality to enact within...I'm fishing at this point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My aspiring future and next plan of action is what I ponder upon mostly, nowadays at least. Though I also dream of Zombie Apocalypses, Time travel...and possibly achieving some form of escape from humanity by means of change. (Weird I suppose.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a friday, I'm typically having a few drinks with friends while decimating them in a friendly game of 8-ball. Or I'm lacking mass amounts of sleep due to a new game I've acquired or Netflix...Netflix is a sleep deprivation machine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In honesty I'm often rather lonely. I've been through way to much shit when it comes to psychotic women, and honestly have forgotten what it's like to feel cherished. On top of that I'm not even sure I know how to date anymore.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a loyal friend, or if you share like interests and you'd like to pursue future endeavours that hold meaning rather than dramatic let downs.