Okay, so now that I've gotten my smart ass long post out of the way, I've decided to write an actual journal entry.

It's probably still going to be boring, but hey, that's the way life is.

Last night I went over to my friend Monica's house. We ate pizza, and watched some movies. The first movie we watched was Hot Fuzz. It was hilarious. Quite incredibly random. "A great big bushy beard!!!!"

After that, we watched a soft core hbo porn called super ninja doll. It was spectacularly entertaining. (I use overly dramatic adjectives.) It was about this comic book that came to life, and the characters needed to have hot monkey sex in order to recharge their evil powers. It was great. Best line from it: "Taste my cleavage!"

Uhm... Tonight is club night. It will be boring and sad without Amadeus. I miss her already, and she just headed out last night.

*rolls around*

I'm sleepy. I stayed up too late watch soft core porn.

It's going to be boring and sad without Monica too.

Nick and Dawn will be there though. That's happy.

Doo doo dooooooo. I feel like singing. People at work might not like it though.

... Has anyone ever seen A Clockwork Orange?

The part where he's in the bath tub and sings singin' in the rain keeps playing in my head for some reason.

I'm siiiiiingin' in the raaaain. Just siiiiiingin' in the rain! What a gloooorious feeling, IIIIIIIII'm happy again!

So here I am, adding a long post. It has to be 1000+ characters. Hmmmm...

Do you think I can make it to 1000+ characters? It seems like it may take awhile....

What.... is your favorite color?

What.... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

... We are no longer the knights who say "Ni!" we are now the knights who say, "ecky ecky ecky ecky puhtang zoopoing yeoowm. ... Ni!"

Random quotes are a good way to make a 1000+ characters.

This... is an ex.... parrot! He has ceased to be! He's passed on. If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! ... I did that backwards. Whatever!!

Uhmmmmm..... Lots of ellipses help too. Technically though most of my ellipses have an extra period. Again I say.... Whatever!!

I'm going to be 21 soon. I'm going to be getting trashed at the club I frequent. Indeed I am, indeed I am. It will be fun!

Have I reached 1000+ characters yet?

No! as of that last question I was only at 912. I need more characters! I want 1001!!!