Bottom line is life is better when you have someone to share it with. Sometimes you look back at the girls you have dated and think maybe I should have settled. I don't want to settle. I've dated a bunch of girls and they were all missing that special something that made me think that I could spend the rest of my life with them.
I feel as though I have a lot to offer someone. I've been told that I am witty, well rounded, and supportive. I don't pick fights and I don't sweat the small stuff. I want to meet someone with a great deal of depth. Someone who is secure and confident. She shouldn't hold a grudge because I'm human and I make mistakes. I can promise you that when I do however I will own up to them. I don't know how much faith I should put an online dating thing like this but I figure that it can't hurt.
Plus I look at my brother sometimes and wonder how that slapdick has a girlfriend.
I like to be romantic although I'm sure most girls have an elevated sense of romance (I blame all those rom-coms).
Only two things scare me: Nuclear war and carnies.
I once had an affair with Lindsey Lohan's hair stylist's personal trainer's second ever client.
I invented the child safety locks on medicine bottles and I donated all the money to charity.
I once motor-boated a girl on a motor-boat.
I can't write in cursive but we all use computers now so I guess it's cool.
I'm a connoisseur of fine estonian wines.
My stage name is Colonel Angus.
I know what the quoi is in "je ne sais quoi"
I hold the record for number of consecutive breaths in a day.
Yes and I'm looking for a girl who's the perfect combination of sexy cute. Is that you?
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