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crumbiestbook

33 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-I'm on this website to build more friendships.
-I enjoy being kind to the mentally ill population, especially when they are homeless and have substance abuse issues (it's easier than you think!).
-If someone doesn't make me laugh, I don't really know what to do with any situation they present to me.
-I do not like predatory behavior.
-I try to do a LOT of things out of my comfort zone.
-Pho in the morning is the best kind of Pho.
-I try to do math in my head. Also, many people don't care that I try to do math in my head….
-I tried to learn how to Salsa dance earlier this year, and learned a very important lesson about Salsa: I can't Salsa.
-I find myself going to the grocery store a lot….
-I dearly want to travel more.
-I hate to say it, but I like to exercise. I like doing it a lot.
-I always wear a black shirt.
-I say funny things sometimes.
-I feel I have a good sense of self-esteem, however, I really don't like photos of me (that's my stupid way of saying that I am not "photogenic"). With that said, my sometimes awesome personality definitely saves me from my lack of looks.
-I try my best to be helpful.
-I am WAY more pragmatic than theoretical.
-Personal- and social-responsibility are both important.
-I strongly like my slow cooker.
-I feel sometimes things actually work.
-I'm mildy irritated at people who walk slowly in the middle of the sidewalk. Please pick a side so people can walk past you.
-I'm slowly trying to understand my history.
-I existentially believe in the DIY ethic. Beyond lip service, I maintain such an ethic in my work and most of my fibers of my being.
-Karl Pilkington cracks me up!
What I’m doing with my life
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-Community Mental Health (Case Manager).
-Not finishing my Master's (finished the coursework, didn't finish the thesis, grad school was horrible).
-Traveling more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding stuff.
-Guesswork.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Look at my picture, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like a lot of non-fiction books (I love Oliver Sacks and other neuroscience authors.... But I like other stuff too).
My favorite movies are "Amelie" and "Barfly." Oh, I also love "Raising Arizona."
BBC shows/docs. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" cracks me up and I love "Bizarre Foods" and anything by Anthony Bourdain.
Music, as of 9/2014, listening to a LOT of Mexican punk and ska stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ice (that is, frozen water). Dillinger 4. Bad Religion. Ignite. The Dictionary. Pens. My certainty that there is no god. Hot peppers. Laughing. Kimchi. Walking fast. Punk rawk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution, and social justice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unwinding. My weeks can be pretty arduous at times, but I am up to stuff if the night's activities seem interesting....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a sex doll. Now you know....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you are confident (please oh please have some self-esteem!).
-If you have the capacity to be crass.
-If you enjoy friendship.