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Fuck this shit. I will tell you about my favorite beers, types of
cats and conspiracy theories.
Beers: I'm all about local beer and drink tons of Porkslap and
Ommegang, Peekskill's Eastern Standard and Newburgh Cream Ale. But
I'm always willing to try IPAs and porters. Not really into that
sour or gose crap but hey if that's your thing.
Types of cats: Balinese, Egyptian Maus, Maine Coons, Himalayans,
Favorite conspiracy theories: Currently, I'm totally into the whole
Donald Trump is working for the Clinton's thing. For one thing,
he's totally BFFs with the Clinton's (not saying that's a bad
thing, but its true!) and he is totally systematically alienating
every single group that the Republican Party establishment knows
they need to win over to stay relevant. Plus, he's not as dumb as
he looks, he's knows he can't actually win. Not sure how I feel
about 9/11 as an inside job. Still kicking that one around. Same
thing with the Robin Williams/Illuminati thing. I'm pretty
convinced that Princess Diana's death was not an accident, the moon
landing was definitely staged and that the magic bullet theory is
totally bullshit. And yes, the Illuminati, CFR, Bilderbergs,
Rothschilds, banking cartels and military industrial complex ALL
answer to fourth dimensional reptilian overlords.
If you want me to list some cool bands you should check out
(because sometimes I just read profiles for the sole purpose of
finding new music) try these: Spits, Clarke and the Himselfs,
Nobunny, Weird Paul, R. Stevie Moore, Juan Wauters, Milk Dick,
Jerry Paper, Ariel Pink, Hunx and his Punx, Jay Reatard, Samuel
Locke Ward...older stuff...Sparks, Dead Milkmen, Jawbreaker, Tiny
Tim, Dead Milkmen, MDC, Crucifucks, Hasil Adkins, Cramps, Mekons,
TV personalities, Gun Club.
Favorite karaoke songs: Private Eyes by Hall & Oates, From a
Distance by Bette Midler and Jamaica me Crazy.