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crummmountain

33 Albany, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Brand new to OkCupid. I also just created a profile for JDate but I had to delete it. It's probably one of the worst juggalo hook up sites I've ever used!

I recently got rid of my television - initially just so I could smugly say I got rid of television - and have actually found that I really am much better for it. You have no idea how much better than other people you feel by not having tv.

I hate when people say that they only smoke when they drink. I say "me too, but I drink a lot".

What I lack in good looks and sex appeal I more than make up for in social awkwardness and mumbling. I've also been told that I stare at the ground when talking to people, but that's probably just when I'm drunk and feeling especially charming...and talking to people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm just trying to do something really cool and interesting that I could talk about during the contestant introductions on Jeopardy. If I went on Jeopardy today I'd have to choose between talking about how I recently went from owning one cat to two cats or wetting the bed until I was 19.
I’m really good at
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I work in the non-profit sector and I'm pretty good at what I do...so not profiting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Resting bitch face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Foods: To start with: a savory amuse-bouche of either roasted squash soup or poached quail egg in lemongrass-scented consomme, then maybe braised partridge and wild mushrooms, duck confit, mustard and herb-encrusted rack of lamb, or tonnarelli with urchin eggs if feeling adventurous, with a dry Pavillon blanc du Chateaux Margaux and then a stiff Islay Scotch.

Books: For my recent graduate work on Marxian theory and the Right to the City I've been reading a lot of Henri Lefebvre, David Harvey, Edward Soja, Andy Merrifield and Murray Bookchin. Also like Mike Davis, Zizek, Marx, Gramsci, Adorno, Marcuse and Freud and read a lot of critical theory/continental philosophy in general. Fiction: Lately I've been into William Kennedy, Orwell's Homage to Catalonia, HP Lovecraft, Bukowski and not gonna lie, GRRM.

Journals: New Left Review, Monthly Review, Dissent, the Socialist Register, The Economist, Progressive Planning, JAPA (Journal of the American Planning Association), Critical Planning and In These Times.

Favorite Movie: Books.

Music: The Dead Milkmen, Black Flag, the Pogues, Tom Waits, the Minutemen, the Butthole Surfers, Nobunny, David Bowie, Daniel Johnston, Sparks, Devo, R. Stevie Moore, Mojo Nixon, Ariel Pink, Jeffrey Lewis, Born Against, the Driving Stupid, Billy Childish, Jay Reatard, Gun Club, Television Personalities, Captain Beefheart, the Smithereens, Woody Guthrie, Samuel Locke Ward, Big Black, Husker Du, Jawbreaker, GG Allin, X, the Misfits, Samhain, good early 80s hardcore punk: Crucifucks, Nihilistics, Stillborn Christians, Flipper, Millions of Dead Cops, Adolescents, Subhumans, BGK, the Meatmen, Personality Crisis, the Dead Kennedys, the Circle Jerks, Feederz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hannibal Lecter. I could never buy into that film as it is very doubtful that an educated person would enjoy such an unwise pairing as liver and Chianti. Maybe, I could see a shiraz, but Chianti?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-dKNMYc1dg

Last Friday I was determined to have a Christian Slater movie marathon and watch them in order from oldest to newest but decided at the last minute to just say screw it and start with 'Pump Up the Volume'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I went to college for 9 years and I am currently binge-watching Supernatural:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feK2pA8h7aw
You should message me if
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you want to talk about the impacts of neoliberalism on the city or the current state of intermodal freight infrastructure or you just want to hang out and chain smoke filterless cigarettes until we can do really good Dalek impressions.

and you understand and agree to abide by the correct usage of the word "epic" as in..."Beowulf is an heroic epic poem written in alliterative verse", or "The Iliad is an epic poem written in dactylic hexameter" as opposed to "I went to Burger King today and had five big macs and 12 orders of french fries and it was epic man!"

I tend to be a bit of a grammar nazi but definitely not an actual nazi. So if you told me that you hated "blacks, Mexicans and, Jews" I would smugly judge you for your misuse of the Oxford comma as well as your racist views.

Just kidding about that...but you should only message me if you are far left (like Trotskyist old left not grad school Judith Butler Gilles Deleuze post-structuralist left), like the same music I do, can drink as much as I do, are willing to indulge my nonsense, want to talk about trains, are concerned about global peak oil (or at least willing to learn)...and I actually wasn't kidding about the "epic" thing. Stuff like that really does piss me off.