I am the kind of person who cuddles spiders and is afraid of fish. Don't we all know someone just like that? I ID as genderqueer, love food, and will be your friend, if you ask.

According to my profile, I'm gay. Since I'm mostly a woman, this means that I'm mostly attracted to people who identify as women, but I've been known to fall for the occasional guy, provided that we can define our relationship as a totally queer-safe and queer-positive space.

I also have a giant ubercrush on exactly one straight male. If he ever reads this, I will die of shame. But, I put it out there, because, hey, straight dudes; even you might have a chance!

I am currently a student at the University of Colorado, where I'm studying Ecology and Evolutionary Biology. Theoretically, I'm doing research on crocodylian origins and evolution, but I'll take what I can get.

I'm an excellent editor, but a rotten writer. I have a good sense of how to make a story work and a complete inability to write more than four pages of fiction. I am tolerably good at useless pontification and I make a mean cup of tea.

Probably the fact that my hair is a fluffy, ugly mess. I don't have the time or inclination to comb it down.

My favorite books include The Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), Invitation to a Beheading (Nabokov), Dead Souls (Gogol), Demons (Dostoevsky), Jonahan Strange & Mr. Norrell (Clarke), Bridge on the Drina (Andric), Histories (Herodotus), American Gods (Gaiman), Haroun and the Sea of Stories (Rushdie) and On the Banks of the Yaryn (Kondratiev). I am deeply enamoured with Celtic and Norse mythology as well as with the fairy tales of Russia and Eastern Europe. Much of my reading addresses the theme of mythology's role and function; I am also deeply interested in the history of Catholic theology, parasites, shitty sword and sorcery fantasy and pterosaurs.

There are few movies that I enjoy, however, Tank Girl is my all-purpose stress relief film and I'm unhealthily enamoured of Jan Svankmajer's Faust. I will watch bad horror films for catharsis and generally enjoy cheap B-movies of all genres.

I'm a vegan, therefore my favorite food choices are limited, but vegetarian sushi and tempura are always safe bets, as well as pizza, thai food and chinese curries.

My musical taste is eclectic. I listen to Leningrad, Gogol Bordello, Great Big Sea, Gaelic Storm, The Tolkien Ensemble, Tori Amos and an unhealthy amount of classical music. I like Haydn and Bach's Chacconne. Mozart is overrated.

My bookcases, my computer, weasels, red silk ribbon, autumn, stars and a leather-bound journal

My pets, my research and good books. Also, for some reason, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's a good show...

Drinking tea, landmarking photos and making wild assertions about phylogenetics.

That, or drunk bowling.

I'm wearing Spider Man underpants. That's pretty personal, right?

...you are bothered by writing the incomplete sentence mandated by this question.

I'd love to hear from you if you're into literature, science or art. If you're around the Boulder area and want to grab a cup of coffee, I'd love to meet you, provided I find you moderately interesting. After the coldness and sarcasm are dissolved away in foamy soy chai, you may find that I can actually be a quite pleasant person.

If you're further afield, I welcome things like penpalling, livejournal stalking and letter exchanges, if you're that sort of person.