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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-48
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 8:55pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love how everyone in their online dating profile tries to not-so-subtly mention how much of a catch they are and how high of standards they have in choosing a mate. "When I'm not volunteering at the Orphanage, you can find me jogging around Green Lake or buying organic produce at Whole Foods. My ideal mate is someone who is physically pleasing; financially and emotionally stable and has above average intelligence and personality." Yeah right. Good luck with that search and the rest of your journey through Life.

OK, I'm an average guy who has little to no drama in my life and my breath is so-so. I like my job, I have great friends and I live a pretty good life, except...I don't know what the deal is- whether it's this freaky weather or my lack of premium cable channels, but lately I've been feeling like EVERY day is the same. I get up, I go to work, I come home and screw around for a few hours and then I go to bed. Rinse, lather, repeat.

I can't help but think that it would be pretty cool to meet someone special (I mean special/unique not special/crazy) to help shake up my life a bit. We are all beautiful and unique snowflakes...some of us are just a little flakier than others.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's the million dollar question, now isn't it? I work in the field of Information Technology...which means I sit in a cubicle all day and eat candy. Outside of work- not much is happening, hence why I'm here shamelessly advertising myself like an old unmatched washer/ dryer set on Craigslist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wrestling with tiny matters. Also putting things into proper perspective and making others feel good about themselves. Oh yeah- and I can make a mean batch of chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have braces on my teeth so, yeah..
It's not all bad though; sometimes drunk women get extra flirty with me because I remind them of their junior high crush.

UPDATE: The braces are off, but now I have a stupid upper and lower retainer that cause my speech to be unintelligible and full of spittle. Yep- I'm quite the catch!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like short stories because I have the attention span of a gnat. I think David Sedaris is absolutely hilarious.

Movies: I enjoy movies that depict officers of the law as bad guys and vigilante truck drivers as heroes.

Food: Is ginger ale a food? Damn, I hope so.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chapstick, my phone, a watch, breath mints, comfortable shoes and a nail clipper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where do I go from here? Also, how I should have my own television show where I demonstrate my super-awesomeness to others and win prizes doing so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
peering over a trench-coated shoulder at the train station, left to read her goodbye letter in the rain...or maybe out with friends- having drinks and talking about all the dumb-assed things I did at work that week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I arrive at the airport freakishly early because I'm scared that if I miss my flight I'll be lost forever.
You should message me if
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you could be that person that would listen to me tell you how my day went and would reaffirm that it's my coworkers that are nuts and not me. Also, if you don't mind awkward hugs.

...or maybe you'd like someone to buy you a moderately priced dinner.