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25 M Santa Cruz, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 1, 2013
Pacific Islander, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Very often
Other, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), Catalan (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Yiddish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Im a dirty kid whos usually fishing through ashtrays to find the precious tridium halfy cigarettes to digest and enjoy. I am the captin of the ss doodah doo doo and im also a doctor and i might actually work at a hospital im not sure yet but i think i just got a job there hopefully their ashtrays are unpillaged.
What I’m doing with my life
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nothing except play with my rat bob saget and get drunk with my home slices and i sit around and get high listening to creedence clearwater. i also play bass in the punk band the Amish Throwbacks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drugs and spankin it
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Its always sunny in Philadelphia and George Orwell s 1984. And the Ted Bundy movie but only the first if you say the second one is better ill cut you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rat drugs cigarettes booze bass and Eric Turner (and pokemanz)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing...absolutely fucking nothing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting drunk with friends till i end up doing crack at the bowling alley
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im Ted Bundy BITCH