I'm bisexual; not confused, indecisive, slutty, or polyamorous. No, I don't want to have a threesome with you and your wife/husband/partner. Please don't even bother sending me a message asking.
I enjoy a night in on the couch with alcohol and friends over a night out clubbing; I'm inherently lazy though I try to be less so. I tend to flail about things, and I have the attention span of a particularly dim spaniel.
I usually split the bill for dinner, but I like a date to offer to pay.
I've been a little unlucky in love, so I can be a bit standoffish.
I like my space; it doesn't mean I don't enjoy talking to someone, but I need to decompress from the outside world every so often.
I want someone who will challenge me, who'll make me think, who won't just roll over and let me walk all over them. In the words of Clementine: I'm just a fucked-up girl looking for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.