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27 Accident, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 18
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello fellow cohabitants! My name is Chris. The best sound on earth is someone's laughter. If you can keep up with my wit you're a man after my mind and in turn my heart. Finding simple irony in life's complexity is a delight. I love a sparring partner for sharp words, banter, acerbic wit, and intellectual stimulation.

I would consider myself to be a well rounded kind of guy. I favor adventure, but I also like staying home and watching a thought-provoking documentary.

I favor a variety of activities, including but not limited to skiing, white water rafting, traveling, photography, the visual and performing arts, abstract/modern art, concerts/musical events, theme/water parks, beaches, kayaking, hiking, ice skating, water/snow tubing, boating and alpine slides. Lastly, I am interested in pleading guilty for my addictions to dark chocolate and Trader Joes. =)

Let's see if we can explore planet earth together, hand in hand (if you are up for the challenge).
What I’m doing with my life
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I am trying to surround myself with the people I really care about. I spend time with my friends and family as much as I can outside of school. I am happy with my life although I am constantly trying to make it better. I think the one big piece in my life I am missing is someone I can truly share it with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skiing, noticing pieces of pepper stuck in another person's teeth, sniffing/identifying aroma's, hiking, solving problems, analyzing people, helping others, writing, jogging, dancing, psychology, baking, persuasion, advice, science, percussion (snare drum)...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dark hair/brown eyes and positive energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Thai, edamame, sushi, veggie/black bean burgers, lentil soup, stuffed turkey peppers...

I am extremely passionate about music. My utmost favorite group is Crystal Castles, who deliver asphyxiating sounds of pixelated electronic digipunk!

My favorite genres of music are electronic, indie, pop, vocal jazz/any form of jazz, house, drum and bass/jungle, dubstep, reggae, rock, punk, acoustic, breakbeat, rap, fusion, celtic and various electronic/other genres of music from other cultures/languages.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, people, culture, technology, family and friends...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Photography, tranquility, lycanthropy, abstract art, spontaneity, air pollution, Dave Seaman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday evening, I like to escape the real world and indulge myself inside of any iconic structural force that the ground sustains;
Lurking in aphotic alleyways, stained in shadow, with a garrote at the ready to choke out some time.

Most recently, I go out to the local graveyards at around midnight. Then I proceed to run around giggling like a school girl overdosing on nitrous oxide. The nearby residents probably hate me. :]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy the sense of smell, especially the odor that bleach unleashes...

I tend to disassociate myself with egotistical, arrogant and dishonest people... I am ultimately seeking inimitable love with someone who possesses loyalty and genuineness. I appreciate and respect an eclectic variety of ethnic and cultural backgrounds.
You should message me if
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You desire a long-term, monogamous relationship :)) Inimitable love!!

You are not pretentious, self-absorbed or arrogant. I favor "REAL" people.