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crypto_taco

40 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
TL;DR I'm a loner who needs human contact and tasty food. I'm an INFP, immigrant, only child.. who moved around a lot as a kid. I've been lucky to meet lots of interesting people here, but the point of poly-saturation has come upon me. So you should know that my time is sliced pretty thin! However… definitely message me if you'd be open to joining one of my existing partnerships :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
what i should have been doing all my life thus far.. luckily my current job is getting me there.

trying to escape the present indefinite.

Currently reading: Goldfinch! I loved Secret History and Little Friend.. so I'm obviously pretty excited about this… There's also a pile of five or six books in various state of completion. A few books I've managed to finish reading recently: Altered Carbon, 2666, The Secret History (which I really can't recommend highly enough). I'm kind of an omnivorous reader, so don't get me started.

Currently listening to: random punk rock / metal that I used dig as a kid... also picked up a bizarre fascination with "Poinciana" by Ahmad Jamal
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my bag of frequently neglected skills include: baking bread, a keen sense of direction, cooking, woolgathering, haiku, and various math and computer related forms.

I rarely bother updating this section.. so caveat emptor. Or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
semi-innocuous guy with cool glasses.. if it gets to that point, the second thing people notice is that i'm actually quite entertaining to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[tl;dr - Since I'm looking for people to meet in the "real" world, chemistry and pheromones tend to trump common interests.]

reading : the stranger, confederacy of dunces, enders game, the sci-fi of neal stephenson, curious george, bukowski, anything really.

watching: horror, twin peaks, millennium (if you liked that show and listen to jazz, stop reading and just message me)

listening: hard to pin down, but i wouldn't make it without music by bach and joy division, lots of npr and jazz.

food: home made bread, anything baked , anything vegetarian

drink: tea and water mostly. If it wasn't made from industrial grade carcinogens, I would drink Yoohoo every day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hexagons, six packs, devilish numbers, sixth sense.

Oh come on, I thought that was clever...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where all my time goes, my elusive childrens book, why monogamy doesn't work, the impending technological singularity, the absence of Friday December 30th 2011 in Samoa

also why my profile is taking this downward drift: from factoids about me (above this fold) down to descriptive text about things that i like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not in a club. but frequently i am at: the neighborhood bar/cafe. ogle me at the cup-a-joe cafe and then send me a message here.. or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you like Proust and you're female, I'll probably think you're pretty hot.. I'm pretty shallow that way.

I'm in an open relationship, which you won't be taking the place of OR butting in on.. So go ahead and send me a message!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
[tl;dr - you want to help me get out of my own head :) ]

this seems like an entertaining day to you: Farmers market in the morning. Vaguely plan a large meal to cook. Go to the library, get some books and records. Walk around the city. Stop at a coffee shop. Listen to records [jazz is good] Smoke weed. Cook.

You don't have to actually have done this, but if this sounds boring or extreme (from either perspective) then we probably won't get along too well.

Also you should definitely send me a message if you like playing the classical piano... I have zero ability, but have been obsessed with Bach's keyboard music recently.

There's also this, that I wrote awhile back, but I'm still trying to figure out whether to remove it:

If you're a woman that loves jazz and would be excited to train a newbie about it's charms. That's any age[*] , not scared off by the fact that I live with a partner who is cool with seeing other people. What else? You should be comfortable with your weight, SF +/- Bart. You should like fantastic (occasionally silly) tales, not scoff at books with pictures, read books without pictures.

If you're the above you should be replying. If you're not, then we probably won't get along too well. Unless you're nice blend of similar/opposite, in which case we might become famous pals!

[*] you know what i mean, pervert! [**]
[**] having laughed at that is a bonus
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