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crystalm1983

31 Springfield, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:53pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So i guess im looking for someone to catch my eye. Man or woman. Inteligence is key. As well as a sense of humor. I am NOT HERE FOR 3SUMS OR CASUAL SEX!!! Do not waste my time.
I am VERY blunt. So heres a little truth about me to weed out the superficial. I am fat. Not thick, fat. I do not say that as an insult. Fat is not bad nor ugly. So please so not think that i will sleep with you because i feel so bad about myself that i will settle for who ever comes along. Ive been single for almost two years now. Im ok with that. Im not opposed to a relationship, but there would have to be some miracle of sparks. Also, im sarastic almost to a fault. I laugh in akward situations. I have bagage like everyone, but i check mine at the gate. If you are some backwoods hillbilly redneck, we simply will not click. Im very liberal and very outspoken about my beliefs.
Seems i need to add this information. My current situation; im living with my mother as im not able to work right now. I have a few medical problems im working out. No im not dying nor do i have some kind of disease. If this does not bother you, feel free to contact me and i can explain further.
***i also need to add that i am not able to have children. I dont mind dating someone who has them though. Im just not able to have my own**
Now that ive layed all my cards out on the table, the interesting stuff. And thangs. I have a pretty good sense of humor, at times inappropriate. But i love to laugh. Get lost in all kinds of music. Its been a very long time since ive found anyone i clicked with and could talk to for hours about everything and nothing. It doesnt take much to make me happy. The very small things mean the most to me. I have a big heart, which usually gets me in trouble. But whats life without love. Worth a shot ;)

Ps. You should know i have a mild/moderate obession with the Brits. Its a major weakness. Cheers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things seem to change too frequently for me. So im trying to put down roots. Stability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really bad jokes. Usually at really inappropriate times. Pissing people off with my very blunt sense of humor/life and everything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably something i did to piss em off lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food good. Books better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter
Thangs and stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So much that i often have anxiety attacks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like bbw and are not looking to play games. Im an open book and a free spirit who, like most, is looking to share life and love.

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