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crzedmonk

33 M Hopkins, MN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello,
I am not sure what I am supposed to say. I am a stand up comic
I am looking for something but I have no idea what it is, guess that makes it hard to find. Hopefully I will know it. Let's not put to much stock in cyber voodoo you wanna know something I am here, ask away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am perusing my goals of being a standup comic. I guess it is not what you do that's important just that you have something you are striving to achieve, nothing is worse than a life without goals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, drinking, having fun, electronics, computers, the bedroom (see what I did there?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Enders Game
Illusions by Richard Bach
Zen mind beginners mind
Most Stephen king books
Deadpool comicbooks

Movies:
The muppet movie
The princess bride
Super Troopers
Shawshank Redemption
Tombstone
The Black Cauldron
The Emperors New Groove

Music:
Everything. Music is the expression of the soul there is something of note in all genres

Shows:
Game Of Thrones
Walking Dead
Avatar the last air bender
Modern Family
Vikings
Louie
AdventureTime
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my ambitions
2) my jokebook
3) communication
4) sex
5) intellectual stimulation
6) laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
.....What's the deal with thinking about things....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling jokes into a microphone for crowds of varrying numbers. Then I am probably drinking and laughing with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am afraid of bees
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a good time. Let's live life laughing at whatever life hands us.