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Dorkgasm

24 Hayward, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Chris, I'm quite dorky/nerdy/geeky or whatever you wanna call it. I play quite a few PC games, and I'm into pretty much all nerd culture.
I'm 6'3" and a little shy sometimes, but if you get to know me i'm sure you'll find something worth sticking around for :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-finished my degree in Computer Science not too long ago; trying to find somewhere I can develop my skills more as a programmer :3
-Moved to The Bay Area as of September 2014!
-Working at a Thrift store with hours that pretty much kill any chance at a social life (Wednesday-Sunday 1-9:30 pm)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, being super awkward, telling really unfunny jokes, being big spoon, Inhaling food way too fast and then regretting it for the next 2 hours, Drinking too much soda, having a dad voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How tall I am, or my voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Alchemist, The zombie survival guide, The Great Gatsby; never was a huge book reader

Movies: Monty python and the holy grail, Major Payne, kingsmen. anything with super powers in it pretty much, Darker themes like the Crow are rad

Music: John Mayer , Sara Bareilles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, showtunes (disney, broadway, etc), oldies like Kenny Loggins and Natalie Cole. Grindcore of course. I enjoy a lot of music under the sun; most of the time I can't think of half the bands I enjoy listening to.

Food: Greek food for sure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, cell phone, someone to talk to, snickers ice cream bars, my family, you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The near future
how I'm going to afford anything.
how frightening angry Koalas are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working until 10, and then youtube and shows until sleepy time.
Chilling with friends after work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a crippling fear of driving
It's quite the unattractive trait I know, but I like to think I make up for it with car conversation c:
I'm working on it though ^^
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you'd just like to talk, I always love meeting new people!
-If you are a super 1337 gamer; I'll rek you punk.
-if you have any questions at all :3