I'm Craig. I'm currently a sophomore at GWU, majoring in Psychology.

I'm fucking hilarious most of the time.

If I could spend time with any historical figure, I'd have two nonconsecutive beers with Grover Cleveland.

I think there's nothing sexier than a woman who reads The Economist.

Create rap music 'cause I never dug disco.

My pet peeves include Uggs, when you think you're biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's raisin oatmeal, and the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, which I think has next to no scientific or intellectual validity.

There is a very short list of things I would not do to please Rob Gronkowski.

My favorite words are circuitous and gravy. My least favorite word is infarction.

I think it's very sad that we've allowed enriched grain products and corn-fed livestock to be so dominant in our food industry, but I sometimes eat them anyway.

I'd like to warn anybody I may meet here ahead of time that, no matter how much I like you, I WOULD leave you for Emma Stone without a moment's hesitation.

I'm extraordinarily optimistic about people. I tend to see the best in everybody and I like almost everyone I know.

A student at GWU. Or at least that's what the government wants people to think I'm doing.

Pretending to see beauty in nature.
Jello shots.
Participating in class to discuss something I haven't read.
Acting.
Puns.
Making people smile/laugh.

Making up haiku
Right off the top of my head
Some claim I've a gift

My booming, James Earl Jones-like voice and my brawny, 6'7" figure. I know my profile says I'm 5'8" but that's just to throw off the paparazzi.

Lately, Outkast has been my favorite artist, particularly their albums ATLiens and Aquemini. Some of my other favorite music includes Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Kanye West, Portishead, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, DJ Shadow, Pink Floyd, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Atmosphere, Eminem, Mastodon, Wu-Tang Clan, The Notorious B.I.G., The Tallest Man on Earth, Johnny Cash, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Arcade Fire, The Mountain Goats, Janelle Monae, Cursive, Neutral Milk Hotel, MF Doom, Elvis Costello, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Brand New, Bright Eyes, The Roots, Death From Above 1979, The Strokes, The Magnetic Fields, Thrice, Sufjan Stevens, Nick Drake, Iron & Wine, Dead Kennedys, At the Drive-In, Streetlight Manifesto, Cake, The Mars Volta, and every damned thing else. If you'd like to indulge my self-indulgence, take a look at this blog post of mine, with my favorite album each year from 1965 onward.
http://sunsettree.blogspot.com/2011/12/my-favorite-albums-of-each-year-1965.html

Some of my favorite films are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, No Country for Old Men, Being John Malkovich, and Dazed and Confused.

For TV, I love Arrested Development, Firefly, The Daily Show, Treme, and The Wire. The Wire is not only my favorite TV series (by far), but it is in fact my favorite piece of media, bar none.

For books, I love anything non-fiction related to Psychology and Economics (Malcolm Gladwell, Daniel Gilbert, Sheena Iyengar, etc.) and some of my favorite fictional authors are Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and F. Scott Fitzgerald.

I like to nom on Mediterranean food. Lebanese, especially. I also love sushi, Italian, and Japanese, but I'm pretty much down for anything. I'm always hungry.

Bacon
The Economist
TED Talks
Girls in volleyball shorts
Pretension
A good old pair of slacks

Politics, people, psychology, economics, language, the capitalist superstructure suppressing the proletariat, bananas (not because they're a phallic symbol though I just like them).

Spending some time with a somewhat small group of close friends, with or without the aid of substances.

I've never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

If I wasn't in the rap game, I'd probably have a ki knee-deep in the crack game.

You're a redhead.

You're witty and don't take most things in life too seriously, but there are some issues that you feel passionately enough about to have a very serious opinion on. For me, these really serious issues are sexual violence, mental health, and civil liberties.

You're an artist, of some type or another. It doesn't really matter what your art is, as long as you're creating something that comes from somewhere true. I think anybody I could be with has to be able and willing to create something that expresses a worldview and the sort of fundamental aspects of our humanity that can only be conveyed through art.

You're a straight girl who isn't afraid to admit she'd get it on with Charlize Theron.

You're Charlize Theron.

You live in China, because that would have some pretty badass political implications if you're able to access a dating site.

Do NOT message me if you have a negative view of people in general or if you have very low self-esteem and just want to be with a guy who tells you you're pretty so you can feel okay about yourself.

Also, if you don't live in DC proper or VERY close by (ie either you're within a few metro stops of my campus or you live slightly further but have a car or come into DC regularly for whatever reason), I'm probably not going to respond to you. Don't take it personally, but I'm just here to meet people in person.

Wu-Tang is for the children.