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39 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Well, I'm fairly laid back and don't take myself too seriously. I'm utterly horrible at trying to smile in pictures. Self-deprecating is probably the best way to describe my sense of humor but I'll happily deprecate other people also. I love to laugh and I find humor in most everything.

I cycle for fun, run to stay (sorta) fit and also play in a volleyball league. I was scuba certified last year but haven't yet had the chance to go anywhere to dive with sharks.

I should probably say what kind of woman I'm looking for. Honestly though, from meeting people through here, it depends. Some things work, some things don't, and usually one or both of us can tell. That all being said, here is what I've noticed works well.

A good sense of humor would be nice, since I find myself endlessly amusing. I watch what I eat (mostly) and I like to be physically active, though an occasional day of doing nothing isn't exactly horrible. I enjoy wine and trying different foods and restaurants. I love the Cleveland food scene. To sum it up, I'm hoping to find someone who enjoys doing some of the same things I do or allow me to have some new experiences, which is always fun. In turn I hope to be able to provide the same. I enjoy what I do and I'm always up for something different. Having someone there with me would make it even better.
I’m really good at
Laughing at myself
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the fact that I've already cracked a joke...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Television: Louie, Walking Dead, Football

Music: Punk, Grunge. Lately been listening to Mumford & Sons and Bon Iver. Not sure what that is about.

Food: I'm not picky. I do like trying new restaurants and styles of food. I'd pick local over a chain, if given the choice.

Books: Bukowski, Burroughs, Hemingway, Nabokov, Vonnegut. A whole bunch of far less impressive books also
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to complete this sentence
On a typical Friday night I am
With my kids or with friends, depending on the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like to admit private things to everyone, but if I must, I think chocolate tastes terrible. Also, where it says my height is 5'9". What I mean by that is that I am 5'9" tall. This seems to be a secret that people are constantly surprised at.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Any of the above appeals to you